Philosophies from everyone's worst enemy. These are little mottoes, so to speak, that I live by. Following them won't guarantee you'll be a bad ass but you might live a little better.

1. Be creative, this doesn't necessarily mean being original, just make it appear so.
2. Make sure you're the craziest one.
3. It pays to have sources.
4. Think sick.
5. Don't underestimate the enemy.
6. Make everything you do look as if it was intended, weather it was or not.
7. It's what you do and how you do it.
8. It's not who you know, but how you can use them.
9. Take time to terrorize your local village, or squash it.
10. Remember - you only get in trouble if they defeat you.
11. It's not the size of the gun, but how much ammo you have.
12. Two wrongs don't make a right - but three or four do.
13. If you can beat them, don't join them.
14. If it's not worth doing right - screw it up with class.
15. When in doubt - blast.
16. Offence is only aggressive self-defense.
17. Know more than your enemy does, and don't let them know it.
18. Fair is a concept for losers.
19. Mug those you can not con.
20. A bad attitude makes all the difference.
21. Leaving well enough alone is like quitting.
22. It doesn't matter if you bite off more than you can chew, as long as you can beat the rest down.
23. Don't put off till tomorrow, that which you can destroy today.
24. Sticks and stones may break my bones.. if I don't break your bones first.
25. When your stuck in between a rock and a hard spot, use the rock as a weapon.
26. Take time to trample the roses as you go through life.
27. Do on to others what you want...what they do to you is a different story.
28. Try to avoid hypothetical questions during battle if at all possible.
29. Life is short... so take'um out quickly. (Fuzz Ball)
30. When in doubt.. knock'em out. (Fuzz Ball)
31. It's good to have friends in strange places
32. I'm that crazy one your mother didn't have the guts to tell you about!
33. It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to live.
34. Life if one big joke, and death is it's punch line.
35. Don't bother ringing the doorbell, just kick down the door.
36. Give everyone three chances, starting at chance three.
37. Kick a man when he's down...he's closer to your foot. (Kith)
38. More than enough is never enough.
39. Violence is something to savor.. like a good steak, or fine wine. (Fuzz Ball)
40. If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger gun.
41. Always take your enemy's weapons after you defeat him.
42. It's considered good etiquette to put your enemy out of his misery.
43. Don't hold grudges, get even right away.
44. If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.  (unknown)
45. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them. (unknown)
46. When you kill an enemy, make damn sure they REALLY are dead.
47. I'm the kind of asshole who makes sure history repeats it's self.
48. Life is anything that screams when you stomp on it. (SilverCat)
49. If you can't con 'em kill 'em.
50. Bite the hand that feeds you.
51. If it moves, kill it.
52. Shoot 'em all the let Jaga sort 'em out. (Chanur)
53. Keep your enemies close and your friends dead.
54. Cheating, or what ever you wish to call it, is only being innovative.
55. Everybody has a demon in them. Most find the need to face it down, some choose to embrace it.
56. Shoot first and don't bother with the questions.
57. If it ain't broke - break it!.
58. Second place is the first looser.
59. The devil didn't make me do it, I made the devil do it.