Virtually, Anything Goes 46
By Lady Bast
"Hail and Well Met to the legendary Goddess of All Things Feline. May Your
Talent, like your beauty, never fade. I am called Grak, last scion of the
Ravenbane family line."
The image of the cat-headed woman giggled demurely, covering her mouth with
slender brown fingers. Her eyes shone. "I'm flattered! But you still
require a character to enter the world of VR2L Third Earth, Grak. What race
will you be?"
"I am a male of the Fianna race."
"I'm afraid that no race by that name is on file. Please describe."
"The Fianna boast large, humanoid frames coupled with a head resembling, I
am told by Earthlings, that of a German Shepard. I know neither the word
'German', nor 'Shepard' so I have elected not to take offense to this."
"None intended, I'm sure," smiled Lady Bast as the monitors displayed the
newly created character. "The term merely simplifies your description for
other humans...much like the makers of VR2L. Is this what you desired?"
"Yes," said Grak, "but I am larger...well over seven feet in height, broad
shouldered, and weighing in excess of 350 pounds. All of which is muscle
masse, I assure you. In addition, my entire body is covered in short thick
fur, though its shade is closer to emerald green. My mane is a darker shade
of the same and begins with a forelock, falling freely down to the small of
my back. I see that my eyes are correct, however, and a pleasing shade of
gold."
"There's a little bit of air-brushed amber red in there," admitted Bast.
"It's one of my favourite effects. Is there a costume you would like to
wear? I recommend it...we do have minors playing as well."
"I am a bounty hunter by trade...any clothing should be comfortable and
easy to hunt with."
The monitor tried a series of outfits in rapid succession, freezing
suddenly on one particular design. It was a very basic combinations
consisting of breeches and a vest, both of thick and softened leather.
Neither item was confining nor did they flap loosely, causing a hazard.
Even the vest, though open, was cut to fall close to the body. "It is light
and practical," stated Bast, "but thick enough to serve as light armour in
the early stages of the game."
"Very well...it seems sufficient. I'm sure you know best in this situation."
"Character designated 'Grak' is saved," said the voice of Bast. "Basic
equipment includes food, water, and basic bedroll. You may now choose one
weapon and one additional item of equipment. Others may be gathered in
time."
"As a bounty hunter, I will need both a long distance weapon and one for
close combat...is that not possible?" said Grak.
"You may trade in your equipment choice for an additional weapon,"
confirmed Bast, "but you will be most proficient in the first weapon you
choose."
"You basic equipment is more than enough for me," assured Grak. "I intend
to have vast knowledge in the areas of survival. For my first weapon I will
chose a long-bladed knife...so versatile a blade is indispensible."
"Done, and your second?"
"A long-range energy rifle capable of multiple settings," said Grak. "Often
it's more beneficial to keep one's quarry alive. And in the case of some, a
greater justice to see them caged rather than killed."
"Noble sentiment."
"I dislike those who victimize others. They need to see how it feels. Some
may reform."
"And some may not."
"A small risk among many."
"True. Please balance your skills and your attributes," said the voice of
Lady Bast.
Grak enhanced all attributes that he felt would help his profession and
chose survival knowledge as his primary skill followed by a hunting
knowledge and a hand-to-hand combat skill.
"Attributes designated to character 'Grak' are saved," said Bast. "Thank
you for joining the VR2L test group already in progress. I hope you enjoy
your stay on Third Earth."
"I leave you with The Sacred Oath of the Order of the Raven:" said Grak as
the wall rose behind him. "'Let No Evil Go Unpunished'"
"You'd make a killer Avatar," half-grinned the image of Bast, reappearing
on the monitor as the Fianna hunter stepped through the light and into the
world beyond.
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The structure rose before them, black and forbidding, a man-made mountain
of stone. From afar it had appeared smooth, like dark glass, but now they
could see that the bricks were rough and pock-marked, scarred by errosion
and time, the four great obelisks chipped and uneven even against the
dimming light.
Demonprist's eyes were closed as she savoured the moment she had been
waiting for...entrance into the domain of her favourite fictional
character: Mumm-ra, the Everliving.
"It's fabulous," she breathed, opening her eyes. "Kith, help me find a way in!"
"It's over here," said the Elven lord without pause, walking along the base
of the pyramid to stand before a large stone...much like every other large
stone in the facade.
"How do you know?" said Demonprist with mild indignation. This was *her*
dream destination...why should Kith have the inside track?
"You've only been using Earth magic for a little while," sniffed Kith
self-righteously, "but it's my main power. I can read stones...and these
ones tell me we can get in this way. There's a magic spell locked into
them...activate it and the stones will let us pass."
He ran his hands over the huge blocks of stone, occasionally tracing small
glyphs on their surface which glowed and faded from sight. Within a few
minutes, he had managed to trace a rough doorway on the outside of the
pyramid. "Okay," he said finally, stepping back, "I've found the door and
primed the spell...now all we have to do is wait."
"Wait? Why?" demanded Demonprist, brow furrowing in her impatience.
"The sun has to be in a particular position so that its rays will be strong
enough to activate the spell," explained Kith. "We might have to wait
overnight."
"Nonononono..." interrupted the red-haired Avatar. "We're *here* now, I'm
not sitting out here all night like...like...some groupie waiting for
concert tickets. There has to be another way in...if Mumm-ra needed to get
in quickly, he wouldn't sit around and wait for the sun to shine just so."
"Well, Mumm-ra's obviously a better Fire mage than either of us," snorted
Kith. "You're main element is Water and you only have Fire magic because of
your staff."
"Actually, Fire is one of my natural elements," said Demonprist. "I chose
Water as my primary because it would be too hard to learn, otherwise. I
haven't really used it because the staff does a much better job...although
its real purpose is to amplify my powers when I practise them."
"Really?" said Kith curiously. "I don't have different levels to my
powers...I'm supposed to be a full elemental...I just have to discover all
my powers first. A staff like yours would be awful handy..."
"Well, it's mine," sniffed Demonprist hautily. "But it might be more useful
than you imagine...what kind of power do you need?"
"Solar jolt," said Kith with a shrug. "Right on the sun symbol there." He
pointed the symbol out as he spoke.
"That's a sun symbol?" said Demonprist sceptically.
"It's an *elven* sun symbol," sniffed Kith.
"Whatever you say," shrugged the red-haired Avatar. Kith stiffened with
annoyance. There was a loftiness and edge to Demonprist now that had never
appeared when he had talked to her online. She could still be a lot of fun,
but sometimes...
He was distracted by the Avatar's sudden movement away from the pyramid.
"What are you doing?" he asked, curious.
"I need to catch the setting sun," Demonprist explained.
When she was beneath the last dying rays, she began a slow chant. Kith
wasn't sure if it was a spell or a prayer...although he knew that she was
well-versed in the magical techniques of her pantheon...it was a part of
her character. Whatever it was, it grew louder and more frenzied...no, more
*demanding*...as it went on. The Avatar seemed to dance her way back to a
particular place, waving her staff in time to the chant, the red gemstone
catching the light at odd angles and reflecting it back against the cold
stone of the pyramid.
Finally, the prayer-spell ended with a sharp, war-like cry as Demonprist
raised the staff aloft. The red gem gleamed and then seemed to burn with an
intense inner flame. Then, with a sudden, violent movement, she swung the
staff around and downward, throwing the power in a ball of flame directly
at the doorway which Kith had traced on the stone.
The Elven lord barely had time to leap back as the fireball streaked by him
and hit the sun glyph head-on. The spell exploded into tiny flames as the
symbol glowed white hot and then there was a rumbling and scraping as the
stone wall was drawn upward to reveal the passageway beyond.
"You could warn a guy!" snapped Kith irritably.
"I got it open, didn't I?" replied Demonprist sweetly, rejoining him in
front of the entrance.
"Yeah, and you just about opened me up with it!"
"Look, I'm sorry, okay. I didn't know it was going to blow that badly,"
said the Avatar, brushing wisps of hair out of her face. "Can we just go
in? I'm going to drop dead of excitement if we don't!"
Kith considered this. "We-ell," he said, drawing his decision out a little
to make her squirm. It was about time the tables were turned. "If you're
absolutely sure it was an accident..."
"Absolutely," swore Demonprist, lifting one hand to show that her fingers
weren't crossed. The other was curled in a tight fist around her staff.
"Okay...but I'm watching you, bitch."
"Awww...how sweet. We have pet names! Dickhead."
"Real cute," snorted Kith. "Okay, you go first. I'm going to close the door
behind us."
Demonprist wasted no time in scurrying from the hot desert sand into the
cool, and oddly clammy, darkness of the tunnel. Kith stepped in behind her.
Taking a deep breath to prepare himself for what was to come, he traced
glyphs in the stone and closed the door behind them.
The darkness was overwhelming, and almost palpable. It had a texture and
heaviness that seemed unnatural. At least it did until a soft amber-red
glow lit the corridor...or at least that part of it in which they now
stood.
Kith crane his neck...he couldn't see the ceiling above him although he
knew it must be there. He would have been able to feel its oppressive
weight above him even without his Earth powers gauging the stone. All he
could see above them were the stone walls disappearing into blackness
though his senses told him they ended about ten feet above his head. The
corridor was narrow enough...maybe four feet across...and the walls were
brightly lit by the glow of Demonprist's staff.
Indeed, it was the gem that supplied their soft light and the warmth of it
took the edge off the darkness of the tomb. And yet something wasn't right.
"Pictures," Kith rasped. The stale air of the pyramid was harsh on his
throat. With a thought he created a small breeze to sweeten it. "There
aren't any pictures on the walls. I thought Egyptian pyramids had picture
writing."
"Some do...a little bit...but not a lot," explained Demonprist in a
haunting voice. It was a voice that called up visions of the past...a time
so old that one remembered it. No one except she. "And the Great Pyramid
doesn't have any."
"Why not? I thought the tombs were always decorated..."
"Later ones yes...but the pyramids..." Demonprist paused a moment in her
speech though her feet began to make their way down the passage. "The
pyramids were too early. Some hieroglyphs were put into the newer ones, but
mostly the texts were on scrolls with the deceased. They didn't need to be
as elaborate then. They weren't... It wasn't..."
*Spit it out*, Demonprist thought to herself. *The rites weren't cemented
yet. Even the gods were young.*
"The magic spells weren't as complicated back then," said Demonprist
finally. "That's what the tomb carvings were, really...magic spells to
protect the dead. Or the living, as they were supposed to arrive in the
afterlife."
"And how do you know that?" said Kith sceptically.
Demonprist looked back at the Elf. He couldn't tell if it was the light of
her staff which caused her eyes to glow brightly in the dark or some inner
flame...a burning knowledge. She grinned...a cold and snakish smile.
"Never mind," said Kith.
"Sometimes it's better not to know," said Demonprist, continuing her walk.
The corridor was dusty and still though a small sifting of gritty sand
would occasionally crumble down from the ceiling far above or skittered
over the stone of the walls as it slid down the sides. Neither traveller
spoke...they weren't sure they could be heard, so oppressive was the
darkness and the silence of this place.
Kith couldn't tell how long they'd been walking, or even how far.
Periodically, he did spot a few of the 'pictures' he had been looking for,
but they were always in small clusters, ominous in their presence. Like
warnings from some time gone by. He asked Demonprist what one of them
meant. She shrugged and said it was nothing important...but not to look up.
Kith didn't look up. He was in Demoprist's territory now.
He thought he heard an agitated hiss as he left the spot far behind him.
And still, he didn't look up.
Shortly thereafter, the corridor widened. Not noticeably, but gradually,
flaring gently outward until Kith noticed that the passage was now four and
a half feet wide...now five...and, finally, six.
With room to move and breath, Kith pulled up alongside Demonprist who
suddenly stopped, eyes wide.
"What?" he asked her, mystified by her sudden need to stop.
"There," said the Avatar, slowly, deliberately, pointing at the doorway at
the end of the corridor.
"There what?" said Kith, irritated.
"Come on!" she cried suddenly, grabbing his arm and dragging him down the
hallway, through the door...
And into the cauldron room.
The bubbling scry pool stood, bigger than life, at the centre of the room,
framed in black onyx which gleamed dully in the dim light of Demonprist's
staff and the filtered rays of the vanishing sun which fell from the
opening far above. Four black obelisks stood like monoliths around the
cauldron. And on the far end was Mumm-ra's sarcophagus.
Mumm-ra's open, empty, sarcophagus.
The sound came from behind them. It was the soft padding of bare flesh on
stone. Kith and Demonprist whirled around, coming face to face will all
eight formidable feet of Mumm-ra's warrior form.
The ancient mage's voice boomed in the confines of the chamber: "Who
*dares* trespass in the tomb of Mumm-ra the Everliving?"
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