"Heh heh heh...I will. Whether anyone else does is another joint to smoke,"grinned Fuzzball evilly.
- Virtually anything goes chapter 6 by Lady Bast
"Ah!" shouted the canine anthro in surprise, leaping to his feet. "Take your hand off me, madame, and slap
yourself across the face of your head!" he snapped at the tigress behind him. "How dare you lay a finger on my wondrous self!"
"Oooookaaaay," drawled Altaica, backing away slowly. "We've got a live one here, guys."
- Don Kanrage and Altaica in Virtually anything goes chapter 19 by Lady Bast
"No, like a white cat," emphasized the Avatar. "With paws and a tail."
"That'll put a damper on your love life," smirked Altaica.
"Not necessarily," said the snarf. "One should keep an open mind about such things."
"Both of you are fucked,"
- Bast, Altaica, The Snarf, and ThunderManx in Virtually anything goes chapter 23 by Lady Bast
"Kith," said Cheezey in velvet tones, eyes narrowed, "why don't you jump in
the river? It's *soooo* cool and refreshing."
- Virtually anything goes chapter 24 by Lady Bast
"KITH, YOU *BASTARD*! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT!"
"Are you fucked?" called the elf over his shoulder. "I've see you with that thing!"
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
"Don't call my mother names!"
- Kith and Demonprist in Virtually anything goes chapter 24 by Lady Bast
"Er...Demon? Where do your sandals and skirt go when you wear your sake butt?"
"Shut-up! I have a perfectly nice butt!" scowled Demonprist, looking down. Kith was right, she wore neither sandals nor skirt. "Probably the same place as my sword," she said with a shrug. "Just as long as they come back."
"I dunno...I could live with them being...OW!" shouted Kith as the tip of a serpentine tail whipped across his arm.
"Serves you right, pig. I'm the only perversion of nature around here!"declared Demonprist in a huff.
- Kith and Demonprist in Virtually anything goes chapter 25 by Lady Bast
"It's working! Go away! I don't need goody-goody goddesses cramping my style..."
- ThunderWolf in Virtually anything goes chapter 26 by Lady Bast
"Not bad...for a girl," grinned Thunderwolf maliciously during a
short
breather. He turned to face what he thought was another rising tentacle and
was rightly slapped with the scaled end of Demonprist's tail.
"For a girl, my ass!" she chuckled, in as much as a snake *could* chuckle.
"Watch it! I've kicked asses for less!" roared Thunderwolf.
"Come and get it! I'll take ya *all* on!" spat the Avatar in reply,
throwing her sword into its warp dimension to gesture rudely at the lion.
"You scared to take on a *real* woman? Come on!"
- Virtually anything goes chapter 26 by Lady Bast
"OW! Say 'uncle,' dammit!"
- Demonprist in Virtually anything goes chapter 26 by Lady Bast
"EAT SLIME, BITCH!" roared Thunderwolf, tossing the Avatar off into the mud
where she sputtered and writhed. "Ha! NEVER let your guard down! I win!"
- Virtually anything goes chapter 26 by Lady Bast
"Mmmm...fast food," drooled Shark in hot pursuit.
- Virtually anything goes chapter 28 by Lady Bast
"You bet your lily-white ass, Elf-boy."
"Look who's talking...your ass is so white it belongs with the Partridge Family!"
- Demonprist and ThunderWolf in Virtually anything goes chapter 29 by Lady Bast
"Back!" called Bast appearing in step beside Kith. "Didja miss me?"
"See? Said she'd find us," smirked Demonprist. "Nah, we didn't miss you enough. You'd better take off just a while longer."
- Virtually anything goes chapter 26 by Lady Bast
"I resent that!" growled the lion. "Anyone who stands between me and the mass-destruction of whiny Thundercats is asking for *another* ass-kicking."
- ThunderWolf in Virtually anything goes chapter 31 by Lady Bast
"Fuck that," grunted the lion, moving to expose the Avatar.
"I'm not helping either of you...you're both pains in the ass."
- ThunderWolf in Virtually anything goes chapter 31 by Lady Bast
"A nasty Egyptian one," smiled Mummraa. "Nasty is the best kind."
- Virtually anything goes chapter 32 by Lady Bast
"It's not running away," growled the lion. "It's a strategic withdrawl of forces."
- ThunderWolf in Virtually anything goes chapter 35 by Lady Bast
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!" roared Thunderwolf, reaching behind to
grab the slight Avatar and yank her over his back. Bast made a mewling "gleep"
sound as the lion gripped her by her arms and dangled her off the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING? DON'T *EVER* FUCK WITH MY
CHARACTER WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!"
- ThunderWolf in Virtually anything goes chapter 35 by Lady Bast
"Just...just...put her down, Thunderwolf," snapped Demonprist,
rubbing at the tiny bite marks that speckled her cheeks. "Just put her down
so *I* can kill her. You knew they were there, you bitch!"
- Demonprist in Virtually anything goes chapter 35 by Lady Bast
Thunderwolf gritted his teeth and put the Avatar down on her feet.
"Don't EVER do that again," he growled at her, "or I will
personally mash you into a pulp."
"Oh, don't do that," gasped Bast, feigning shock. "You wouldn't
like me when I'm dead."
- ThunderWolf and Bast in Virtually anything goes chapter 35 by Lady Bast
"We meet again, Lady Bast. You will not dissuade me from my mission! All of Third Earth will bow before me and I will rule the unwashed masses with an iron fist!"
"Count me out...I had a bath," grinned Kith.
"He must be referring to the Wonder Twins," said Thunderwolf, jerking a thumb at Ian and Jazzman.
- Fuzzball Kith and ThunderWolf in Virtually anything goes chapter 38 by Lady Bast
"Don't hurt Bast's feelings! She'll make a monster eat us!" joked Kith.
- Virtually anything goes chapter 38 by Lady Bast
"Because we just left fifty billion bugs and not only did I not have to eat any of them, but none of them crawled into my underwear."
- Kith in Virtually anything goes chapter 38 by Lady Bast
"I'm not joining any goody-goody cats," said Thunderwolf firmly.
"I want to make that perfectly clear."
"Again," said Bast.
- Virtually anything goes chapter 38 by Lady Bast
"Oh, you just *assume* I'm going to follow you around? Look, lady, I'm not that kind of Snarf," sniffed Fuzzball.
"Come anyway," said Thunderwolf. "Save me from the insanity and I'll be your personal bodyguard."
"Watch it, pal! I know you! You think I'm going to let you get that close to me? You'll assassinate me first chance you get and take over the world I worked so hard to take over!"
"Hey, I don't want to *rule* the world...just break most of it," grinned Thunderwolf.
- Virtually anything goes chapter 38 by Lady Bast
"Yerg...what the hell was that?!?" roared Thunderwolf.
"We were riding light particles!" declared Bast happily. "What do you think?"
"If I didn't have a cast iron stomach, I'd puke on you."
- Virtually anything goes chapter 51 by Lady Bast
"YES!" demanded Thunderwolf. "GET HER! TEAR HER APART!"
- Virtually anything goes chapter 51 by Lady Bast
"Get off me now!" she demanded.
"I'm already starting to get off."
- Cheetara and Thunderwolf in Intermission 30 by Zhie
"Morons can't even spell here. No wonder they have such stupid expressions on
their faces."
- ThunderWolf in Intermission 54 by Zhie
"Oops, thought this was a public restroom, since I heard you talking shit."
- Fuzzy in Slinky's challane 1 by Zhie
"The hell did you think you were doing?!" shouted Mandora at the doctor. "I don't know whether to write you a ticket, arrest you, or quit the team!"
"You chased after the Thundertank for six miles, then stomped the Mechs foot into the Thundertanks engine! How the hell do you consider that right of way?!" screamed Mandora.
"Pedestrians have the right of way at an intersection without stop lights." The doctor answered smuggly.
- Mandora and Zhie in Slinky's challange 3 by Zhie
"Oh, that’s rich… that’s bloody rich! Damn, I nearly inhaled me ale! Haw haw haw…"
- Lyno-O in Mutant Crabs by Erich the Mad Bassist, FuzzBall, and ThunderWolf
"Oh, Snarf. You look so cute like that. Let's play a game… ever heard of ‘Prison Bitch?’"
- Cheetara in Mutant Crabs by Mad Bassist
"Of course. You wouldn’t have this sort of problem if you didn’t frequent that …" he paused trying to come up with an appropriate word to describe Silvercat’s club. "establishment. Besides, don’t you know better then to drink anything that she names ‘ The Wapatui of Death’?"
- RD in Hearts of Men 1 by Chanur
"Damn, I do need to know what you were drinking…. So I can ram it down a certain thought."
- ThunderWolf in Hearts of Men 2 by Chanur
"Oh, I've dealt with this problem before." Remarked Thunderwolf. "He's just drunk. We'll throw him in the "ice box" for a while and let him cool off."
- Minuet 15 by Zhie
"So you think you're gonna put me in a headlock, huh?!" the famed insane lion roared. "No chance, punk! I'll kick your ass across
the table, drink you under the table and kick your ass again down there!"
- ThunderWolf in Moveing Day by Fianna
"Nin2-Com3-Po-Op1," he said aloud. "Never heard of it. Why is only the bloodwork done?"
- Ed in Spaceship by Fianna
"I can't belIEVE this!" she complained. "Finally the gods drop a hunky evil saber-lion into my bathtub, and he's gay! Somebody up there does not like me."
- Tatiana in For Shark by Fianna
"Aw, crap," the caninoid muttered, then looked over his shoulder. "Tracked it clear through the house too. Oh, I am SO
embarrassed!"
- Fianna in Welcom Wagon by Fianna
"GODDAMMIIT!!!" the lion raged, then turned to the turtles. "SOMETHING GREEN IS GONNA DIE HERE, AND IF IT'S NOT FIANNA, IT GONNA BE YOU!!"
"Uh, they look kinda mad," Michelangelo said.
"Might be a good time for a tactical withdrawl, right leader?" Raphael told Leo.
- ThunderWolf and the Turtles in Every Dog Has it's Day by Fianna
"I am Spark!" the female exclaimed in heavily-accented english. "And if you try to hurt me I will poke you till your juices come out!"
- Reserection 2 by Fianna
"Fish sticks," Fianna said with a suicidal grin. "Besides TW, we're on the same team this time. I see a beautiful friendship in our future."
"I see a wheelchair in yours,"
- Fianna and ThunderWolf in Reserection 4 by Fianna
"Over here," Fuzzy said, directing their attention to another section of the screen. "Is Rivero's secret, heh, yeh, my ass, ahem, laboratory. You'll notice that there are several dogs patrolling and sign from four authors. This is where it gets real interesting."
- Reserection 4 by Fianna
"Because by our estimate, there should only be three authors," Fuzzball replied. "Lady Thundera and Lucifer Daimou were with RD in the lab at the time the dogs appeared. Going strictly by headcount, we have picked up another writer from somewhere. So, I took the time to run a pattern match on the newcomer and check him against known author profiles, just on the possibility JD had gotten back inside. The result was an eighty-percent positive on a certain big green nincompoop."
Everyone turned to look at Fianna. The caninoid looked up, cheeks bulging with cookies and a milk mustache on the end of his snout, and said, "Huh? Shorry, I washn't wishning."
- Reserection 4 by Fianna
"The first offense shall be death," she announced. "Second offense-"
"How the hell can there be a second offense if you're already dead?" Kamanchee blurted out.
Lady Thundera smiled kindly at the Brit, then said, "Fuzzy, would you explain the principle for Mister Rude Interruptor here?"
Fuzzball snapped off a salute, then whipped out an uzi and opened up on the Englishman. Kam shrieked in pain and dropped in a spray of blood.
Nobody moved. Fuzzball tapped his gun aginst the side of his leg, humming the theme to the "Pink Panther" lightly.
"Dead-Ant, dead-Ant, dead-Ant dead-Ant dead-Ant."
Kamanchee sat up with a startled shriek. "That little sod shot me! He, he, hey I'm not dead!"
"Nobody dies here," Lady Thundera explained. "Although the experience is not always that pleasant."
"Pleasant?!" Kam squawcked. "That was anything BUT pleas, uh, hmm. I think I see your point. I'll be quiet now."
"Good," Lady Thundera grinned. "Because the second offense will be painful death, the third excruciating death, and so on."
- Lady Thundera, Kam and Fuzzy in the Unbearables by Fianna
"Bacon. You're boyfriend's behind schedule. I thought a guy with wings would be faster than this."
- ThunderWolf in The Font 1 by Fianna
"Hope you liked the movie, smartass, cause it's your last!"
- ThunderWolf in The Font 1 by Fianna
"There's only one thing you need to learn from me. You said you read my grune-isms on my computer, right?"
John nodded.
"What was the first one?"
"'Never annoy Thunderwolf'," the Dodo answered smartly.
"And the second?"
"'When tempted to annoy Thunderwolf, verify insurance coverage before proceeding'."
- ThunderWolf and John Doe in The Font 1 by Fianna
"Stop!" Tatiana yelled as Purrsia ran past her for the water. "You'll electrocute yourself!"
"But what a way to go! WOOOHOO!"
- Tatiana and Purrsia in WAWCT the Riff by Fianna
"What are you going to do?" Zhyan asked
"I'm going to kill myself," Chanur said soberly. "Don't try to stop me."
Zhyan shrugged, put a hand on Chanur's shoulder and pushed. Unbalanced, the Hani thrashed around wildly for one full second, then tumbled off the branch, through an opening in the limbs and hit the ground with a solid thud. Then the angel stepped off the limb and spread his wings, dropping lightly to beside the felinoid where he lay face-down in the soft dirt.
"Are you dead?" he asked.
Chanur pulled his face out of the impact crater it had formed, spat out a gob of soil and growled, "No. The drop wasn't far enough. I meant to kill myself when I got DOWN!"
"Oh, imagine that," the brit said off-handedly. "So what do you intend then? Shoot the tree and let your fifty-yard destruction radius settle it for you?"
- Slumber Party by Fianna
"Sorry, mate, but I don't think you have a hope," Zhyan said somberly. "Face it, the birds love evil bad guys, and you are strictly milquetoast."
"No," Chanur pronounced, squaring his shoulders and putting his hands on his hips. "I cannot accept that females are feeble things that tumble for the first bit of evil they see. Women are wonderous creatures, full of grace and beauty and tenderness. They are nurturing, sweet and gentle. Evil lures them because it promises strength, but true strength comes from understanding one's own heart and being prepared to commit to a relationship. It is not their failing, but my own. I must prove I am worthy of them."
"I suppose Axelle told you all of this while she was ripping your fingernails out?" Zhyan asked.
- Slumber Party by Fianna
LET ME IN!
(banging the door) LET ME IN YOU GOD DAMNED [Deleted.] [Deleted.] OF A [Deleted.] [Deleted.]
- ThunderWolf in Reading Pus Bucket 1 by RD
TW: He pasted me!
RD (zooming into TW’s crotch): Wow, according to the note, the UN wants you destroyed ASAP -- you’re a freakin’ weapon of mass destruction!
- ThunderWolf and RD in Reading Pus Bucket 2 by RD
"It is this element, this well-spring of darkness available only in the female of the species, that I crave.
With my new accomplice at my side, trained in all the dark arts I possess, she will bring forth the fruit of our
efforts in the form of Tygra destruction such as has never been witnessed in TCATGR history!!" Finishing on this
grand note, RD spun around and swept out of the kitchen, his pink bunny-ra slippers scuffing on the tile as he
left.
"What did he say?" Shark asked Thunderwolf in utter confusion.
"He wants to take on of the club women and help her get in touch with her 'inner bitch', then use her to crush
Team Tiger once and for all," the sabretooth answered.
Shark frowned. "Then why didn't he just say that?" he asked.
"He did," Thunderwolf answered smoothly. "Weren't you listening?"
- Courtship of RD 1 by Fianna
"Pummy-Pumpkin," Fianna began to explain in a matter-of-factly tone, "I'll admit, I'm somewhat of a transvestite.
I love wearing women's clothing from time to time. Makes me feel all cute and girlish."
- Fianna in A Short Riff for Fianna by Shark
"Go ahead…kill me. I don't care. I don't have anything to live for now that my
precious poodle has left me."
- Fianna in From One Female to Another by Tatiana
"What's the verdict, Slab?" Stewie asked.
"Deader'n shit, snarf-snarf," Slab replied. "All of them."
"Thank you for that in-depth analysis, Slab," Stewie grimaced. "We're gonna need more body bags."
- Night of the Living Dead Authors by Fianna
"Uh, hi babe! Nice to see you again," he said quickly. "Sorry about killing you and everything, but hey, you know
I have a problem with premature electrocution, right?"
- ThunderWolf in Night of the Living Dead Authors by Fianna
"Thunderwolf!" a small voice squeaked. "The time has come to pay for your sins with grim vengeance!"
"You fucked that up," the lion said to the disembodied voice. "You pay people back with grim vengeance, you don't pay it yourself. Who the fuck is that?"
- Night of the Living Dead Authors by Fianna
"ThunderWolf is on the move!" Servali howled.
"ThunderWolf is loose!" Purrsia cried, as she turned and bolted with Servali for the door.
- My Decent Into Madness by Purrsia
"I'm insane for asking any of you to help. That's the problem here," Zhie said with a sigh. "I'll have to shut down the power to--"
- Psycho Killer by Purrsia
"We didn't plan to pay you, we were just going to force you to do it." He told her, somewhat more cheerfully than should have
been expected.
"Force me to. Right. As if you'd just, I don't know, tie me to a tree and-"
"I've certainly had enough practice." Thunderwolf reminded her, cracking his knuckles.
- Zhie and ThunderWolf in Tie me to a Tree by Zhie
"But how can that be?!" She shrieked, "It's just a stuffed animal!"
- Rose in Oh Shit by Shark
Rrowl...Boy, Tygra...that was great...I can’t wait to feel you slide out of me again...ugh..geeh...” Bengali spotted Cheetara and the snarfs behind Tygra. “Oh, boyy...er...uh oh...” Bengali said as he tried to come up with an explanation. Snarf fainted again. Snarfer then cracked, “I guess Uncle Osbert didn’t know, heehee.”
- Bengali and Snarfer in Skeletons in the Closet (Gravedigging) by Seth
Then Bengali spoke. “Yes. Tygra is my lover. He has a special bond with me and I with him. No other woman or man can make me feel the way Tygra does. Haah, the sheer pleasure that I feel when he touches me...it is indescribable. The feeling I get when he slides his massive tool inside me, pounding at my heart, is the stuff that pleasure is made of. I live for the feeling of his handsome rod within me, giving me all that it has. And when it does, in one final spurt, I let the cream, the fruit of our labours, run down into my mouth, where I can taste its sweet, starchy flavour. And then I return the favour to Tygra, giving him everything I’ve got. Even though I am smaller than he is, his rear can accommodate me well, and let me tell you, that is another great feeling, especially when the mucous flies out. And when we finish, and cuddle tightly, I can reflect upon what a great lover Tygra is, my brother in battle and in bed.”
- Bengali in Skeletons in the Closet (Gravedigging) by Seth
"Eyahahahah! I'd ask if there was anything in your pocket, Lion-O, but I can see quite clearly that you are just happy to see me!"
- Mumm-Ra in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
"Er...what the hell are you talking about? We never performed the sexual act, you depraved dunderhead!"
- Mumm-Ra in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
"You...you're crazy Lion-O! Crazy and sick! I...I want my Ancient Spirits of Evil!" bawled the terrified mummy as he flew away.
- Mumm-Ra in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
"I ought to take you out right now just on general principles." Mumm-Ra muttered.
- Mumm-Ra in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
"Oh Mumm-Ra, don't you realize by now that it's so much fun when we make love instead of war? C'mere... let me up that cute short skirt and I'll get rid of this foul mood of yours real quick."
- Lion-O in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
"Come on, Mumm-Ra, why don't you stop this? We could do the bubble bath in your cauldron again, I'd love the chance to lather you up again, Mumm sweetie..."
- Lion-O in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
He pushed past Lionera and Lionessa and jumped his own bones.
- Lion-O in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 *not a quote but still a good line* by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
Lion-O gasped in delight as he felt the powerful body grip him. He heaved slightly and shredded his clothing off, unashamedly returning his kisses with deep passion. He rubbed his hips against his hips. "Does this count as masterbation?"
- Lion-O in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
"HOOOOOO!" he yelled out. "Oh, I'm the best I ever had!"
- Lion-O in Hot Flashes (Jinkies!) 2 by Tracy and Darrell (Jackalmann)
"Let me handle this," Kahn said confidently. The Siberian stepped
to the edge of the pool and called out, "Mighty Mumm-Ra! We beseech your
aid
on behalf of our friend and your disciple, RD Rivero! Come forth from your
eternal slumber, that may treat with you!" Minutes passed. Nothing
happened. Tiger snorted and stepped beside
the Siberian. "Let me handle this, nyaaa," she jeered. "YO
BANDAGE-BUTT! GET YER SHRIVELED ASS OUT HERE BEFORE I USE YOUR
SCRYING POOL FOR A LITTER BOX!"
As the sarcophagus began to scrape open, she said "See Kahn? It's all about
communication."
The famed demon priest emerged from his resting place and shuffled to the edge
of his raised dias.
"A rug," the undead creature intoned, looking at Tiger. Then to Sher
Kahn he added, "And matching drapes"
- Kahn & Thundera Tiger in Cause and Effect" by Fianna
I don't know who the hell you're calling a freak of nature, you unnatural mutation."
- Knave in Minuet 7 by Cougrr
"Okay, well, it may have looked as if I slapped her ass as she walked by but I swear, it was an accident, she actually just backed into my open palm"
- Indirisi in Minuet 7 by Cougrr
"Oh, my mistake. I mix reality and fiction on occasion." Fuzzy smirked before hacking up a hairball and spitting it on Guardian's boot.
Fuzzy in Minuet 15 by Cougrr
"Not true. It was obviously due to the fact that you threw him out the window that he's no longer with us." Kith smugly replied.
Kith in Slinky's Challenge 1
"I replaced your favorite mace with a magic wand stolen from the Glenda,
the good witch of
the north."
Shark in Robin Hood: Cats in Tights 12