TCATGR Group and Association Form

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Name of Applicant:

Application Date:

Name of Proposed New Group(If Existing Group, Please State Group 
Name):

Meaning/Significance of Name (If New Group):

If New Group, Please List Group Members:

If not a New Group, Please state reasons for joining existing group:

If Member of more than one group, please list further group 
affiliations:

Are you currently, or have you ever, had sexual relations with this 
woman, Monica Lewinski?: 

(If so, please skip to question 43)

Do you plan to actively recruit new members to this affliation?:

Is there any reason this group or affiliation should not be used with 
or without your consent in fanfiction created by members of this or 
other internet clubs?:

If it was a Tuesday in July, and Mumm-ra was sunbathing nude on the 
beach with Monkian and Bengali, what color Speedos would they be 
wearing?:

If this is a new group, do any of the members of this group plan to 
overthrow and/or piss off members of another group in any way 
pertaining or not pertaining to club business?:

If so, do you plan to submit any of the juicy details to the Third 
Earth Inquirer within the next six to eight weeks?:

Which do you prefer: The Silky Fruit Pie of the Month Club, or seeing 
Chilla and Pumyra do that 'thing' with the monkey, a stool, and a bag 
of banana peels?:

If you were to have the chance to say ten words about your group to 
everyone else in the entire world, what would those words be? (Note: 
Does not have to be a complete sentence):

Will your group be of the freelance variety, or do you plan to reside 
in a particular base?:

If in a base, where is this base?:

Is it okay if I come over to crash at your base when no one's home at 
the ATB?:

If the answer to the above question is no, can I at least stay in the 
garage?:

Not even the basement?:

Does your group have any colors in particular that is representative 
of the group?:

A mascot?(Please note: answers such as 'Lion-o's you-know' do not 
count as a credible mascot.):

Are there any other notable things which must be addressed about your 
group? Please state them in an essay no longer than 55,000 words and 
no shorter than 100,000 characters.:

Final Question: Which do you prefer: less filling, or great taste?:

Signature:

Thank you for submitting the group and affiliation form for the 
TCATGR. Please give adequate time for the application process before 
hounding the hell out of the application checker people about why it 
has yet to be processed. Have a nice day.