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[ThunderaTiger] Heh heh heh
RD> I have company?
[ThunderaTiger] Heh heh heh
RD> what's so funny?
[ThunderaTiger] I have no idea. I think it's kind of like your "!"
RD> i've got another one today. when you see 'q' by itself it's
because I'm copying the text
RD> to post it on the the list
[ThunderaTiger] Ah. Good idea. Yeah, Axelle wanted it, right?
RD> yes....
[ThunderaTiger] So we should keep this nice and clean because
everyone loves Tygra. Right?
RD> !
RD> LOL
[ThunderaTiger] !!!
RD> I want BLOOD!
RD> I want his guts all over the floor.
[ThunderaTiger] And can I talk to you about that book 1001 things to
do with a dead Tygra? First of all, I didn't know there were that
many Tygras to go around. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me.
RD> hahahaha! well, it's the same tygra, he is versetile [sic]
RD> is that all you have to say about it? i gave you a lot of stuff
to gripe about....
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[ThunderaTiger] I'm working up to it.
RD> hi
[ThunderaTiger] Hey Snarf_Muffy
[Snarf_Muffy] Is this a private chat, or can anyone come in?
[ThunderaTiger] Join the insanity.
[Snarf_Muffy] LOL
RD> it's a chaotic free for all
[Snarf_Muffy] Why, I'd surely be gald to. :o)
[Snarf_Muffy] Er...glad to, I mean. ;o)
[ThunderaTiger] I'm convincing RD that TYgra is sweet, kind,
respectable, noble, couragous, heroic, and that I can't spell.
[Snarf_Muffy] LOL
[Snarf_Muffy] He's also a drug addict. ;o)
[ThunderaTiger] HE IS NOT A DRUG ADDICT!
RD> yes, but we all know the truth...the evil trush about tygra...
RD> the lies, the lies! the viscous lies!
[ThunderaTiger] I give the writers full responsibility for portraying
Tygra in a moment of weakness.
[Snarf_Muffy] I think he's a fun guy, just very suseptible to
narcotics. ;o)
[ThunderaTiger] You only wish.
[ThunderaTiger] Looks like RD can't spell, either.
[Snarf_Muffy] Giggle
RD> his affairs with Liono and Bengali -- too numerous to mension
(hey, i'm not a dictionary)
[Snarf_Muffy] EEewww....
ThunderaTiger] You'd better become one if you want to compete with
Tygra.
[Snarf_Muffy] OK, that's one thing I can nbot see Tygra
as...homosexual
[ThunderaTiger] I HAVE SUPPORT!!!
[Snarf_Muffy] Yah!
[Snarf_Muffy] I can belive alot about Tygra, but that's one thing i
refuse to acknowledge.
RD> oh, come on, he'd be the first out of the closet
[Snarf_Muffy] ::Snorts back a laugh::
RD> i see him and panthro togther...in the thunder tank by the moon
light
[ThunderaTiger] Yeah, they're out there burying your remains.
[Snarf_Muffy] I'd say that if the writers were to go that far, Tygra
would've either been hooked up with Queen Willa or Cheetara. (Pumyra,
posibly)
RD> no, my money is on willa
[ThunderaTiger] And they're burying them in a large bathtub.
RD> cheetara is for liono and pumyra? pumyra who?
[Snarf_Muffy] I think he was sweet on her. ;o)
[Snarf_Muffy] ::Giggle::
[ThunderaTiger] Pumyra...I think she was...no, that was somebody
else. Hmmm....
[ThunderaTiger] Didn't Bengali mention someone by that name once or
twice?
RD> pumyra must have been something one of the characters kept
seeing, like Liono with Jagga
[Snarf_Muffy] Really?
RD> only that it wasn't a ghost, just some smudge on the windshield
RD> or something like that
ThunderaTiger] Or RD's decapitated body smeared on the underside of
the Thundertank.
[Snarf_Muffy] ::LOL::
[Snarf_Muffy] Oh, that's gross...
[ThunderaTiger] But so true...
RD> she's turning evil -- i've almost converted you completely to the
darkside, my fellow mastermind.
RD> come with me, it is your destiny...
[Snarf_Muffy] No...don't do it....
[ThunderaTiger] No, I'm Tiger the Ever-Killing. I cannot be
corrupted because I destroy corruption.
[Snarf_Muffy] 0_0!
[Snarf_Muffy] Er...ok....
RD> it is your destiny -- you can destroy the blundercats, cheetara
has forseen this, join me and we can rule the galaxy as man and
tigress
[ThunderaTiger] Ancient Spirits of Tigers...transform this already
omnipotent form to...TIGER THE EVER-KILLING!!! (weird music plays in
the background) DIE RD!!!
RD> LOL!
RD> weird music?
[ThunderaTiger] Besides, if I rule the galaxy I do it me, myself, and
I.
[ThunderaTiger] I wasn't sure how to describe Mumm-Ra's theme song.
RD> hehehehe
[Snarf_Muffy] Ironically, I think it sounds like a bunch of strangled
cats. ;o)
[ThunderaTiger] Or strangled fanfic writers...
[ThunderaTiger] So that's what the ASOE do in their spare time. I've
just solved a great mystery!
[Snarf_Muffy] LOL
RD> you're a fiesty tigie today, it must be what i said about
the 'size' (or lack there of) of tygra's genitals.
[ThunderaTiger] We are not even going there.
[ThunderaTiger] Unless...there's some closet you want to jump out
of...
RD> no wonder we never saw them in exodus!
[ThunderaTiger] They would have overpowered the audience. They were
censored.
[Snarf_Muffy] How in the name did you we get into the discussion of
Tygra's genitals?
RD> !
RD> i'm just being sick as usual
[Snarf_Muffy] LOL
[ThunderaTiger] I don't think I'l offer a comment on that.
[Snarf_Muffy] Sorry all, I've got to split. This is a little weird
for me. ;o)
RD> i'm in a good mood today...did you
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RD> bye
[ThunderaTiger] Um...bye Snarf_Muffy
RD> i scared them away....
RD> now i'm sad
[ThunderaTiger] You scare just about everybody away.
[ThunderaTiger] Good.
RD> did you figure out who my accomplace is?
[ThunderaTiger] Mwahahahahaha! (reduces self from Ever-Killing to
merely omnipotent)
[ThunderaTiger] It's Mumraa, isn't it?
RD> no
[ThunderaTiger] Or possibly Demonprist?
RD> no hehehehe! you'll never guees
[ThunderaTiger] Um...Cheezey?
[ThunderaTiger] Zhie?
RD> HAHAHAHA! no
RD> no
RD> no
[ThunderaTiger] I know it's not Lady Thundera...she knows I'd kill
her.
RD> anyone else?
[ThunderaTiger] I'm thinking...give me some clues
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, who would be stupid enough to ally with you...
RD> hmmm...hmmm, she doesn't like tygra so much
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RD> hi!
[ThunderaTiger] Hey there!
[Pfisiar] hi again
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, doesn't like Tygra so much...that eliminates
everybody. No one's left.
RD> ha! she'll reveal herself when she's ready
[ThunderaTiger] I'm trying to guess who RD's accomplice is.
[ThunderaTiger] Pumyra?
RD> pumyra who?
[ThunderaTiger] never mind...
[Pfisiar] Hmm. that may be possible I think
[ThunderaTiger] Lion-O probably doesn't like Tygra just because
Tygra's too intelligent for the lion to handle. Threat to power and
all that...
[Pfisiar] Sure. Right. Whatever you say.
RD> but you forget that liono isn't smart enough to come up with evel
plans
RD> evil plans i mean
[ThunderaTiger] I mean...who can possibly hope to compete against the
most intelligent male in the universe?
[ThunderaTiger] Ah, true. So who can come up with evil plans...like
I said...Mumm-Ra.
RD> um, a dead tygra?
[ThunderaTiger] Scan_Mee?
[ThunderaTiger] Dead Tygra's can't come up with evil plans...
[ThunderaTiger] And besides, Tygra is immortal.
[Pfisiar] Intelligent, ha!! Getting hooked on a piece of fruit/and or
rock doesn't seem like the action of a higher intelligence.
RD> being second-banana to liono already drops his iq 75%
[ThunderaTiger] We've been over this. Tygra was never addicted. The
writers put a slant on the whole story. It was really Lynx-O who was
addicted, but Lynx-O had some hired-thugs and the writers couldn't
portray him as stupid.
RD> to be second to a sword, so sad, so sad
[Pfisiar] yes very sad
[ThunderaTiger] And as for being second banana...it's all a clever
ruse. And the Sword? Who needs the Sword? Only Lion-O.
[ThunderaTiger] Tygra works fine without the Sword.
RD> i remember a certain vampire mermaid who might have a different
oppinion on the matter
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, I've come up with an analogy. Kirk and Spock.
Lion-O and Tygra. Kirk gets all the attention because he's flashy
and the women like him. Spock is the brains behind the operation but
prefers to keep a low profile. Same with Lion-O and Tygra.
RD> you know, kirk and spock were lovers too
[ThunderaTiger] The vampire mermaid was the writers again. She really
went after Turmagar.
[ThunderaTiger] Don't even get me started on that.
[Pfisiar] Somehow that works, in a strange demented sort of way.
[ThunderaTiger] Kirk was too busy sleeping with everyone else.
[Pfisiar] well, everything female anyway
RD> no, no, here's the proper analagy: mu-mut is to mumm-ra as tygra
is to liono (and his swords)
[Pfisiar] ROFL!!!!
[ThunderaTiger] And then there's good ol' Bones. Kind of like
everyone making fun of Tygra. They're Bones. They never really
succeed, but they think they do.
[ThunderaTiger] And Ma-Mutt had his head on straight more often than
Mumm-Ra did.
RD> he's dead, Liono
RD> another tygra bites the dust!
RD> hey that makes sense too, red uniforms, red stripes...
[ThunderaTiger] RD is dead? (Lion-O) Yup. Again. (Bones) But how?
(Lion-O) Guess. (Bones) TYGRA! Okay, where are you...gulp. I
mean..uh... nice job. (Lion-O
[Pfisiar] Oh, by the way, can I have an order of ydob s'argyt
[ThunderaTiger] grrrrrrrr
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[ThunderaTiger] Hey there.
[Pfisiar] welcome!
RD> that's use #341
RD> hi
[Gank] Hi
[ThunderaTiger] So what's uses 342?
RD> 342? head/bowling ball
[ThunderaTiger] Ah...the boomerang affect. You throw it away, and it
comes back to pummel you into the ground.
RD> even dead tygra are dangerous, alas.
[Pfisiar] alas, too true
[ThunderaTiger] And the sorry thing is that they don't stay dead,
either.
RD> i'm working on that....
[Pfisiar] wait aminute (flips through a book of spells for a spell to
make the dead stay dead)
[ThunderaTiger] Working in his lab late one night, RD comes up with a
way to keep Tygra dead. He decides to test it first. Killing
himself, he asks his assistant standing in the shadows to test his
latest invention. As soon as RD has kicked the bucket, Tygra steps
out and grins. "Typical human stupidity. Good bye, RD."
[ThunderaTiger] Mwahahahahahahaha!
RD> but see, i was only playing dead to lure tygra out
[ThunderaTiger] Until he realized that and promptly vaporized you.
RD> then i pull out the old elephant gun and his head splatters.
[ThunderaTiger] And you rejoice for a while...until a thin blue whip
decapitates you. Again. Tygra laughs and rejoices in the power of
illusions.
[Pfisiar] Ah, there it is. (casts the spell of everlasting death on
the corpse of tygra)
[ThunderaTiger] Sigh. This will call for some serious attacks...
[Pfisiar] BWAHAHA
RD> then my accomplace shows up and blinds him with a nake,
inflatable mandora doll
[ThunderaTiger] Ancient Spirits of Tigers...Transform this already
omnipotent form to...TIGER THE EVER-KILLING!!!!
[Pfisiar] Give it your best shot Tiger
RD> yes! blood!
RD> mwahahahahahahaha!
[ThunderaTiger] Whoa...where did you guys go? You're all so puny and
insignificant when I'm in this form. Whoops...think I stepped on
Pfisiar...
RD> oh my god, you killed tygra!
[ThunderaTiger] Grrr...hate it when I get RD guts underfoot...
[ThunderaTiger] Did I? No I didn't, he's sitting on my shoulder.
RD> thundera tiger killed tygra!
[ThunderaTiger] How would you know? You're dead. Again.
[Pfisiar] Calling upon the very spirits that gave my foul form birth,
I become the ULTIMATE INCARNATION OF POWER. With this new found
power, I set off after the merely omnipotent Thundera Tyger.
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RD> if you hadn't stapled his corpse to your shouldder he'd be
pushing up daisies right now
[ThunderaTiger] I think we scared someone else off.
RD> oh, dear, i think we should play nice
[ThunderaTiger] That's okay, RD, because you've joined the bleeding
choir invisible.
[ThunderaTiger] Sounds good. I'll call Bunny-Ra.
RD> nice, not pure evil
[ThunderaTiger] Bunny-Ra jumps into the chat room...
[Pfisiar] NO, Thundera Tiger has found my one true weakness.
AAAAHHHHRRRGGGH!!!
RD> but the evil RD places a boiling pot of water in the way and has
himself some bunny stew
RD> yum!
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[ThunderaTiger] Look who I found!!!
[Bunny-Ra] Flowers!! Sunshine!! Rainbows!!!
RD> i'm blind@
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RD> i can't type any more
RD> this is outrageous!
[Tygra] What's this I hear about a bathtub?
[Pfisiar] I cover my face to shield my self from the brightness of
pastels
[Bunny-Ra] Pastel pink...purple...beauty galore!!!
RD> you and panthro,,,together
[ThunderaTiger] Look at all the allies!
RD> ASOE, some help please!
[Tygra] Oh look. I can lift this bathtub over my head and bring it
down on RD with just enough pressure to...SPLAT!
[ThunderaTiger] Go on. Cry to the ASOE for help. I dare you. See
if they listen!
RD> so, tygra, when are you going to come out of the closet and
express your true love for your brother, bengali
RD> inquiering minds want to know!
[Tygra] Bengali? No, he's going after you, remember. Or did you
forget about your date tonight?
[Bunny-Ra] Love! Beauty! Glory!
[Pfisiar] From the darkness of this horrid ssituation, I pull my
last, and final trick. I call upon the powers of utter chaos,
sacrificing my sanity in order to do so, to dispell the evil of light
from this room. Bunny-Ra quivvers with fear.
RD> what about the reports of your romance of liono's sword, you know
which one
[ThunderaTiger] Now where did that latest invention of RD's go...it
must be around here somewhere...
[Tygra] Ah yes. Lion-O was trying bring me down in the eyes of
everyone else. I'd been usurping too much power.
RD> ah, you mean my tiger in a blender?
RD> panthro's borrowing it
[ThunderaTiger] No, mean that ever-lasting death ray. Here it is.
Come here RD!
Bunny-Ra] Strawberry shortcake! Beauty for all! Happy smiley clouds!
[Bunny-Ra] Bounce bounce bounce
RD> foolish tigers! ray guns are for kids!
[ThunderaTiger] Are they for rabbits too? We could get Bunny-Ra to
use it.
[Pfisiar] Cackiling with an evergrowing sense of glee, a bolt of
lightning brighter then a thoushand super nova's engulfs Bunny-Ra and
sends him to HELL!
RD> i guess no bunny stew tonight.
[Bunny-Ra] Oh, pretty red! Let's make it pink! Purple! Come join
me, Pfisiar and RD! This is where you belong!
[Pfisiar] Too bad though
[Tygra] I guess we get to rule the real world, huh Tiger?
[ThunderaTiger] Oh yeah. Great fun.
[Pfisiar] With a simple command of thought, I am now immune to such
efforts, PUNY MORTALS>
RD> when this stuff makes the list, what will the others say?
[Bunny-Ra] Oh my, that pitchfork looks sharp. let me change it.
There. A nice comfy couch to cuddle with me.
[ThunderaTiger] They'll take one look at it and run.
[Tygra] They'll acknowledge me for the true superior being that I am.
RD> you have a sick mind, thundera tiger...i'm suddenly over powered
by this attraction, this....animal magnetism of yours
[Pfisiar] And with my new sense of insane power, I banish Tygra to a
dimension where he shall die and come back to life, only to die in a
mor hideous fation then before.
RD> oh the euphoria of pure evil!
[Pfisiar] And this repeats forever and ever.
[Pfisiar] BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[ThunderaTiger] I just noticed something. This conversation is
really odd.
[Pfisiar] Why yes, thank you for noticing that
[Bunny-Ra] Flowers! Happy clouds! Beautiful things everywhere!
[ThunderaTiger] No problem.
RD> it's bunny ra, he's possed my mind!
[Pfisiar] I already sent you to hell foul demon/.
[Bunny-Ra] Celebrate with me, RD. Let us dance. Dance. Dance.
Frolic and play. Bounce. Bound for joy.
[ThunderaTiger] Yeah, but that's where RD went, too.
RD> yes...i must...dance....i must....love tigers...i
must....worship....thundera tiger...i must....AHHHHHH!
RD> what a nightmare that was!
[Pfisiar] Ah, my powers fade, and I return to my mortal coil
[Tygra] Oh boy. I think this is too much for me to take.
[ThunderaTiger] It's okay, Tygra. You always have me.
[Pfisiar] Shut up Tygra, you are supposed to be dying in everlasting
torment.
[Bunny-Ra] Come back, RD. Come back to me. Frolic and play.
Dance. Love everyone. I love you...you love me...we're a happy
family...
[Tygra] Suppose to be is the operative term.
[Pfisiar] ROFL
[ThunderaTiger] I wonder if you can sue Bunny-Ra for copy right
violations.
RD> no, bunny-ra's affect on my brain is PERMANENT
[Bunny-Ra] With a great big hug and a smoochey kiss from me to
you...won't you say you're Bunny-Ra, too.
[Pfisiar] Suddenly, unbeknownst to tygra, a huge human foot comes
down out of the sky squashing him flat. In the background, a strange
music plays...
[ThunderaTiger] More strange music?
RD> isn't that what scared the first guy away?
RD> i forget
[Tygra] And using his great strength, Tygra picks the foot up and
tosses the giant back where he belongs. He turns invisible and sets
out to deal with Pfisiar
[ThunderaTiger] No, Tygra's overpowering genitals scared the first
guy away.
RD> i see pastel colors only...
[Bunny-Ra] Beautiful pastel colors. Beautiful music. Beautiful
scenery. Come and play with me!
RD> that first guy must have had a microscope
ThunderaTiger] Then he must have been looking at yours.
[Tygra] Ooo, now we're just getting mean.
RD> wow, what a bitting remark!
[Bunny-Ra] I have none, because I am a bunny and love everybody!
RD> suddenly i see great evil potential in you, thundera tiger
[ThunderaTiger] The Tiger has always had great potential.
Unfortunately, you puny mortals are unable to see it.
[Bunny-Ra] Bunny-Ra is playin and jumping. come with me. together,
we shall play and jump together.
RD> unfortunately for tygra, according to the uncertainty principle,
when something's that small it doesn't exist
Pfisiar] ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RD> the probability of finding his genitals is = 0
[ThunderaTiger] You mean yours are THAT small? Wow. Sorry to hear
that.
RD> !
[Tygra] That's because they're moving too fast. Girls love me.
[Pfisiar] !!!
[ThunderaTiger] !!!!!!
[Bunny-Ra] Think of trees and happy flowers.
RD> too bad liono and panthro keep getting in the way
[Pfisiar] Oh shut up
[Pfisiar] OUCH!!!!
[Bunny-Ra] bounce. bound with me and leap for joy.
[ThunderaTiger] Ouch what?
[Pfisiar] Never mind
[Tygra] I just turned his head inside out again.
[ThunderaTiger] Really? How did you do that?
RD> thie log of this chat session will keep everyone away
RD> no one will beleive it, no one
[ThunderaTiger] thie? What does that mean
[Pfisiar] At least anyone in there right mind that is
[Tygra] That's because I'm too good to be believed. I'm unbelievable.
RD> it's your basic the only with an extra dead tygra in it
[Bunny-Ra] Bound with me and leap for joy! Bound and leap! Bound
and leap!
[Tygra] I have a twin?
[Pfisiar] Note to all here: Don't mind Tygra he is simply consumed by
DeIlusions of Grandeur
[ThunderaTiger] No, he's telling the truth. But sometimes, the truth
is the hardest thing to believe.
[Bunny-Ra] Bound and leap. Bound and leap. Bound and leap.
[Bunny-Ra] Leap and bound. Leap and bound. Leap and Bound.
[ThunderaTiger] Hey RD? Just how much of this are you getting?
RD> everything.
[Tygra] He'll probably edit out all the true things we've found about
me.
[Pfisiar] I am at most shocked by the overuse of Pastels
[Bunny-Ra] Leap and bound. Bound and leap.
RD> nope, i'm not touching a word!
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[ThunderaTiger] Oh dear...
RD> it's not me
[shadowy_figure] ooooooooo
[Tygra] It's not me, either.
[Pfisiar] YEEESSSS!!!!!!
[Bunny-Ra] Bound and leap. Leap and bound.
[shadowy_figure] the chat room is haunted. oooooooooooooooo
RD> is bunny ra mating, perchance?
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[Pfisiar] WTF
RD> what's with all this leaping and bouncing
[ThunderaTiger] With you? If he is, I don't want to know about it.
[Pfisiar] Bunny-ra is trying to sicken us
[Bunny-Ra] Bound and Leap.
[Pfisiar] Thundera Tiger, you'll pay for that! I swear it!!
RD> oh, i see, he's humping tygra leg...so that's where all the
stains come from
RD> and all this time i thought it was bengali
[Pfisiar] OMG
[Pfisiar] HEEEY!!!
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[shadowy_figure] ooooooo
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RD> i won't even ask.
[Yawgmouth] I summon the very army's of the deepest pits of Phyrexia
to attack and conquer those tigers.
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[Pfisiar] never mind, that was cheap
RD> tygra death is never cheap
[Pfisiar] True, but...
[Pfisiar] Ok what's going on
RD> maybe i've been too mean to tigers... i think i'll start killing
liono...it seems i haven't killed him enough times
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[Pfisiar] Oh well, poor Thundera Tiger, his loss. ;-)
RD> she'll be back...
[Pfisiar] oops, sorry, her loss
RD> she's not done with me yet
RD> when they see what goes on in this place they will never believe
it.
[Pfisiar] No they won't
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[ThunderaTiger] Okay, I'm back. Computer went BLLLLLLLL
RD> you're back, i was a little worried there
[ThunderaTiger] Yeah, power glitched, or something. Lost Bunny-Ra
and Tygra, too.
RD> good riddance...
[ThunderaTiger] But how long can they be kept at bay?
RD> not long, i fear
[Pfisiar] We shall see.
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RD> you can't say i'm all evil, i mean it's been a while since i've
killed tygra, really kill tygra i mean.
[shadowy_figure] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Pfisiar] This has given me a demented idea for a wierd story.
[shadowy_figure] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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RD> i guess that ghost must be from all those tygra corpses i have
lying around here
[Pfisiar] I slap the hell out of that damn ghost
[ThunderaTiger] This is true. You haven't killed Tygra in a while.
[ThunderaTiger] And no, the ghost is probably...Jaga maybe?
[ThunderaTiger] Jaga comes to haunt the Thundercat chat rooms.
RD> i haven't killed in a while. i'm a kinder, gentler fanfic author
[ThunderaTiger] How sweet. Pardon me while I gat.
[Pfisiar] Ohh, no, not that. Pleaase anything but THAT smarmy ghost.
RD> gat?
[ThunderaTiger] Gat? Did I say gat? I meant gag.
RD> what's gat?
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RD> so much for omnipotent tigers....as for jagga
[ThunderaTiger] Gat? I don't know. I'll answer in a minute.
[shadowy_figure] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[ThunderaTiger] Gat. It's an acronym. It means...Gagging and
Terrorizing.
[ThunderaTiger] So I gat and terrorize at the same time.
[shadowy_figure] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
RD> hmmmm
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[ThunderaTiger] And when I gat and terrorize...that's really
terrorizing.
[Pfisiar] geeze
[ThunderaTiger] Yup. gat. gat. gat. gat. gat. gat.
RD> so now that you've killed jackalman, who's next?
[ThunderaTiger] !
[ThunderaTiger] Ooo...you'll have to guess.
RD> tygra....
[ThunderaTiger] Very funny.
[Pfisiar] Snarf (oh please...oh please)
[ThunderaTiger] No, he sticks around until the end. I haven't
decided whether or not he's going to make it, actually. He's one of
three possible deaths.
RD> come on, you know you're going to kill him...you have to kill
him. nothing else makes sense
[ThunderaTiger] Little do you know that I am incapable of making
sense.
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RD> so you see why i always have to bump him off at the end. it does
sadden me, you know
[Pfisiar] That's true, I have read your fanfic after all...
RD> booo
[shadowy_figure] oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[ThunderaTiger] I like this shadow figure.
[Pfisiar] You would. =-)
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[ThunderaTiger] RD, you scared it away!
RD> yes, i even scare ghosts...
RD> but if it's jagga's ghost that's ok
[ThunderaTiger] You must lead a lonely life. Without even genitals
to keep you company.
[Pfisiar] That's hitting below the belt.
RD> you have such a sick mind, but you know, i was going to go there
[Pfisiar] In more ways then one
[ThunderaTiger] There's nothing to hit down there.
RD> it must be that 100% compatibility thing we have between us
[ThunderaTiger] At least I have a reason. I'm female.
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[ThunderaTiger] Rowrl.
RD> a fiesty tiger, too...
[Pfisiar] Come on this is gettingrealy old
[shadowy_figure] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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[ThunderaTiger] Actually, I'm supposed to be getting to a movie
party. So I should probably sign off.
RD> hmmm, i wonder if the shadowy figer comes from tygra's
genitals...oh, wait, that's right, they're too small to cast shadows.
[Pfisiar] Later then.
[ThunderaTiger] Later!
RD> bye
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[shadowy_figure] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[shadowy_figure] Sorry, guys, couldn't resist. See ya!
RD> ha
[Pfisiar] I guess I should leave now too, see ya later then
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RD> bye!
[Pfisiar] bye
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RD> well, there's you go, this is what actually goes on in the chat.
hard to beleive, isn't it?
RD> and as for tygra's gentials...he really does have them,
unfortunately, they broke off in bengali's anal cavity.
RD> this is RD signing off.