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[Fianna] Greetings!
[Fianna] RD?
[Fianna] Yoooohooooo...
RD> hi
RD> i didn't see you come in
[Fianna] Tis just us thus far :)
RD> yup...
[Fianna] So, how ya doin'
RD> i feel happy and sad
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RD> well well well
[ThunderaTiger] Hey people!
RD> hi
[ThunderaTiger] So what's going on?
RD> nothing much
[ThunderaTiger] Sounds exciting.
RD> it is!
[ThunderaTiger] So is Fianna here to but just being very quiet?
[ThunderaTiger] to, too, whatever.
RD> he's here
RD> i haven't killed him if that's what you're getting at
[ThunderaTiger] Ah...I'll have to take care of that later, then.
RD> you're going to kill fianna?
[ThunderaTiger] It's so much fun being killed that I thought I'd let
- everyone in on the action.
RD> i knew you were evil my fellow mastermind!
RD> you'll be happy to know there are some people out there who think
i need
- medical help
[ThunderaTiger] No, see...I kill people because it's good for them.
Or in
- Fianna's case, dogs. And in your case...um...swamp slime?
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[ThunderaTiger] Does swamp slime need medical help?
[ThunderaTiger] Fianna has two personalities?
[Fianna2] Fianna's computer puked
RD> i swamp slime? what have i done?
RD> wb
[ThunderaTiger] wb?
[Fianna2] Maybe me, I'm green...
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RD> oh dear
RD> notice i haven't even killed anyone yet
[ThunderaTiger] See, here comes my agent of death. I told you I was
sharing
- the wealth.
[ThunderaTiger] So if anyone does anything untoward, I have an ally.
[ThunderaTiger] Yet...
[Fianna2] I don't look a thing like John Candy
Fianna2] Although I love his work
[Fianna2] John Candy was not green
[ThunderaTiger] Think of yourself as a Mog.
[Fianna2] Caninoid!
[GrimReaper] Dong..
Fianna2] ::Fianna grabs reaper's femur and commences to gnaw::
[ThunderaTiger] Hey, wait a sec! You can't do that to the grim
reaper!
RD> yes he can
[Fianna2] My mother told me not to talk with my mouth full
[ThunderaTiger] We'll see what old gray cloak has to say about that...
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[GrimReaper] DEATH
Fianna2] Only my breath
[ThunderaTiger] Nice to know some people are simple.
[R] I'm so scared.
[ThunderaTiger] So wait...who's R?
[Fianna2] Hi R
RD> it's not me -- hi
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, bad manners. Hi R.
[R] Hey
[Fianna2] How are R?
[R] Fine
[ThunderaTiger] LOL
[R] Hey, RD
RD> hi
[ThunderaTiger] We should have somone sign on as U.
RD> so it's killing you know knowing who my accomplace is
[R] It's J again. I decided to login in another letter
RD> i knew that
[R] Yeah, right
[Fianna2] JR?
[ThunderaTiger] RJ?
[R] Nope
[GrimReaper] DEATH
[R] Shut up
[Fianna2] Holy Crap, it's the revenge of DALLAS!
[ThunderaTiger] I'd watch what you say to Grimmy. he's a personal
friend of
- mine.
RD> only someone so evil can be my accomplace
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[R] I'm seeking revenge on the person who shot me the second time
[R] Hi
[ThunderaTiger] Hey Pfisiar! I missed you last week!
[Pfisiar] hi
RD> at last some sanity, hi
[Fianna2] I like Grimmy...Atilla too.
[R] I'm not evil, RD
[GrimReaper] DEATH
[ThunderaTiger] Boy, I like that Reaper guy.
[Pfisiar] sorry, I had things to do last friday
[R] Is that all you can say?
[GrimReaper] DEATH
RD> death
[ThunderaTiger] What do you expect death to say? Life?
[Pfisiar] how creative
[R] I'm going to shoot you Death.
RD> death thou shalt die!
[Pfisiar] that would be funny Thundera Tiger
[ThunderaTiger] That doesn't sound like a very good idea, eithe
[Fianna2] Hello Foofur, i mean, fafnir, I mean...ah hell how do you
- pronounce that?
[GrimReaper] DEATH
[Pfisiar] Are you talking to me?
[R] Have you figured out who I am Thundera Tiger?
[Fianna2] Thats NOT it
[ThunderaTiger] Somebody on the side of evil.
[Fianna2] If you are who I think, then you know already that I know!
[R] I'm not evil. I like having fun.
RD> she doesn't know...she doesn't know
[ThunderaTiger] In other words...no.
[Pfisiar] Oh, is R RD's evil assistant?
[Fianna2] Yup
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[R] HAHAHAAHHAHAAHA!
[Pfisiar] nice
[ThunderaTiger] We lost one of Fianna's multiple personalities.
[R] Bye
RD> i bet death killed it
[Fianna2] That was the Quiet One
[R] Yep
[ThunderaTiger] That makes sense.
[Pfisiar] Yep
[Fianna2] Spontanteous combustion
[R] Figures
[GrimReaper] DEATH
RD> oh, r, i'm aboule half done with that story you sent me.
[ThunderaTiger] The grim reaper strikes. I knew he'd come in handy.
[Fianna2] This guy's got a limited vocab
[R] How do you like it?
[ThunderaTiger] Uh oh, what story is this?
RD> very good -- especially the flash back.
[Pfisiar] Yeah, what story?
[R] A story we wrote together.
[ThunderaTiger] About...
[R] Somebody will die
[GrimReaper] DEATH
[R] A Thundercat
[Pfisiar] Tell us something else we didn't know.
[R] HAHAHAHA!
[ThunderaTiger] Dare I ask which Thundercat?
RD> hehe, it's so evil, so evil
[Fianna2] ::Fianna discards the femur and goes to work on the reaper's
- ribs::
[Pfisiar] Tygra!!!!!!!!
RD> he does die, doesn't he
RD> ah, but he deserves it
RD> he does something bad
[R] Not this time. I wanted too, but RD convince me not too
[ThunderaTiger] I think Fianna should lay off death if Fianna wants
to stick
- around for the end of Thunderballs: the Travesty.
[R] Tygra was a bad boy
[Pfisiar] HAHA HA
[Fianna2] A day without a Rivero-Tygra homicide is like a day without
- lovebugs...hey, it is florida, after all
[ThunderaTiger] Wait, so does Tygra die, not die, turns evil, or
takes over
- the world?
[Pfisiar] Oh... How so.
RD> adding some details to it
RD> better, he goes mad
[Pfisiar] nice
[ThunderaTiger] So how are things in the great world of Florida
politics?
[R] HAHAHAHAAHA!
[Fianna2] You did that one already, RD
RD> mwahahahahahah
[Fianna2] We have a world?
[GrimReaper] DESTRUCTION
[R] He's a bad man.
[ThunderaTiger] It's a stretch, I guess...
[Pfisiar] Come on, Making Tygra go mad, that isn't that hard.
[Fianna2] Seriously, they gace the dreaded butterfly ballot to a
bunch of
- first graders
[ThunderaTiger] Or original.
ThunderaTiger] Are they going to let the first graders do the recount?
[Pfisiar] True Thundera Tiger. True
[R] But it's funny on how it's done
RD> he goes mad....for bengali
[GrimReaper] RD...DEATH
[Pfisiar] Gross!!!!!
[Fianna2] The kids voted for their favorite cartoon star
RD> mumm-ra?
[ThunderaTiger] Somehow, I think that would actually be an
improvement.
[R] No gay stuff in the story, RD
Fianna2] They asked the kids if they were sure about their votes,
they all
- were
[ThunderaTiger] Mumm-Ra...he could be a good president.
RD> OK
[ThunderaTiger] Or the Sword of Omens...
[R] If you say so
[Pfisiar] Yes, why choose the lesser evil.
RD> first graders were smarter that the voters?
[Fianna2] So how come these blue-hairs in Palm West couldn't figure
it out?
Fianna2] Yes, RD, they were
[R] Stupid I guess
[ThunderaTiger] Maybe I should just run for president. That would
solve all
- kinds of problems.
[Pfisiar] I am going to.
RD> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahaha
[R] No comment
[Pfisiar] In about 15 years
[ThunderaTiger] Death could be my running mate. And I could get the
four
- horsemen of the Apocalypse into various cabinet positions.
[Fianna2] ::Fianna discards the ribs, grabs the jawbone and kills
several
- Philistines with it
[GrimReaper] DISEASE
[R] Tygra would be the first lady
[ThunderaTiger] grrrr...
RD> as president i promise a dead tygra in every house....
[GrimReaper] PESTILENCE
[Pfisiar] HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
[R] Figures, RD
[GrimReaper] **calls doesn the ten plagues of Egyp upon RD
[Fianna2] Then grabs the skull :: anybody up for kickball?
RD> i can see that. just say no...to silky fruit
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, that's it. Put down death's skull.
[R] I promise a cute soft cuddly teddy bear if I were president
[Pfisiar] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
RD> !
[ThunderaTiger] Don't make me call in Bunny-Ra.
[Fianna2] ::Drops skull, then kicks it to RD:: It's yours man!
[R] RD knows what I'm talking about
[GrimReaper] FAMINE
RD> unfortuanetely i do, as for the skull
[Pfisiar] Not That! Anything but the power of
- Bunny-Ra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RD> let's see ....hmmm, the blender!
[ThunderaTiger] Give death back his skull or your skull will be
joining his.
[R] Hee, Hee,
[GrimReaper] **Babylon makes chicken soup out of RD and R**
[R] I don't think so
RD> can't do it without your head
[Fianna2] Oooo, the bleeendeeeerrrr...
[Pfisiar] Niether do I
[ThunderaTiger] Quick question...is death male or female?
[R] R makes chicken soup out of Death and Tygra
[Pfisiar] nueter
[Fianna2] Depends on the mythos
RD> male
R] Male, I guess
[Fianna2] Femal
[Pfisiar] In many mythos, he is male.
[Fianna2] e
[GrimReaper] **DEATH TAKES OVER CHATROOM AND KILLS EVERYTHING**
RD> female is birth so it's only logical death is male
[ThunderaTiger] e? What is e?
[R] Yeah, right
[Pfisiar] I don't think so....
[ThunderaTiger] Oh, female. Got it.
[Pfisiar] Ok, why does this chat room always end up sounding like one
of
- RD's weird stories.
[ThunderaTiger] What's weird about this?
[R] Let's not go there
[Pfisiar] need you ask?
[ThunderaTiger] Actually, last time we kept it..."civil."
[Fianna2] My, Sampsons a lousy shot! ::Looks overr shoulder at
smouldering
- T. Tiger::
RD> because i am thundera tiger and fianna and r and grim reapers
[Pfisiar] That's cause I wasn't here.
[ThunderaTiger] Wait a sec...I'm smouldering? Oh, you're really
asking for
- it now...
[Pfisiar] Ha ha ha
[Fianna2] Don't balme me, it was him! ::Points at Sampson
GrimReaper] **POWERS OF GOG AND MAGOG TRAMPLE INTO FINE FERTILIZER**
[R] GOG?
[ThunderaTiger] And Magog
RD> hey, tygra's making oogly eyes at sampson
[R] !!
[Fianna2] I prefer Gog fertilizer... Magog makes a good insecticide
[ThunderaTiger] !!!
[Pfisiar] !!!!!
[ThunderaTiger] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Pfisiar]
-
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Fianna2] Hee heee
[ThunderaTiger] Show off.
[Fianna2] Somebody's key is stuck
[Pfisiar] HA!!!|
[GrimReaper] DEATH
[ThunderaTiger] When in doubt, fall back on your strengths.
[Fianna2] Back to that again...
[ThunderaTiger] Pfisiar's strength is !
[Pfisiar] Oh,,,Shut up!!
[Fianna2] Hey RD, shoot me that skull!
[GrimReaper] **GRIM REAPER DECIDES THE FIELDS ARE RIPE AND READY FOR
- HARVEST**
RD> ok,
[Pfisiar] Don't claim my soul. I havn't done a thing.
[Fianna2] This guys one-track mind is stuck at the station
RD> i little messy, though
[ThunderaTiger] I thought you said death was female?
[Pfisiar] with permanant stop over
[Fianna2] Got it
[Fianna2] In some mythos
[GrimReaper] DEATH BEGINS TO MORPH INTO SOMETHING HIDEOUS AND EVIL...
[Pfisiar] No, not ........THAT!!!
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[R] Thank goodness
[Pfisiar] NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[R] He'll be back
RD> in the name of god
[Fianna2] ::Fianna wacks Bugs with the skull::
[ThunderaTiger] And death is replaced by something even more sinister
than
- death...
[R] Where's my gun?
RD> al gore?
[R] You would say that, RD
[BUNNY-RA] FLOWERS AND TREES...HAPPY CLOUDS...BIRDIES...BIRDIE POOH
POOH ON
- FIANNA AND RD AND PFISIAR AND R!
[Pfisiar] ::covers his eyes in horror::
[ThunderaTiger] No, Death is replaced by Bunny-Ra.
RD> no i get it, that tygra+gore+bush hybrid, right
[R] Cute, reall cute
[Pfisiar] Hand me the Holy Hand Grenade.
[ThunderaTiger] NO!
[R] Here you go
[BUNNY-RA] HAND GRANDES ARE DANGEROUS. LET ME TAKE THAT AWAY FOR
YOU.
- THERE, IT IS NOW A BEAUTIFUL PASTEL FLOWER.
RD> think about it, bush wasa drunk, tygra was sikly fruit addict
[Fianna2] ::ANCIENT SPIRITS OF AYRYN, TRANSFORM THIS GREEN NINCOMPOOP
- INTO...FIANNA-RA THE EVER-TINKLING!
[Pfisiar] ::Throws holy hand grenade, Killing Bunny ra instantly::
[ThunderaTiger] I think Fianna has a toilet problem.
[R] It all connects.
[R] I think so too
[Pfisiar] Ha Ha Ha
[Fianna2] In the confusion Fianna-Ra piddles on Bunny-Ra's foot
RD> and gore is stiff, which leads one directly to liono...
[BUNNY-RA] BUNNY-RA TURNS IT INTO KOOL-AID AND HANDS OUT GLASSES.
Fianna2] Who said I was house broken?
[ThunderaTiger] Lion-O is stiff?
RD> the sword
[Pfisiar] ha ha ha ha ha ha
[ThunderaTiger] oooooohhhhhh....
[Fianna2] Schwing!
[R] I thought- never mind that would be mean
[BUNNY-RA] THIS TALK IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN. LET'S DISCUSS
TELLY
- TUBBIES.
RD> you see, tygra has 'sword' envy
[R] Those gay things?!
[ThunderaTiger] Tygra has no need of the Sword.
[Pfisiar] Screw you Bunny-Ra
[R] Tygra would be addicted to that too.
[Fianna2] I love tellt tubbies...Guinness goes great with them
[R] Like the Keystone
[ThunderaTiger] No, Tygra would toss it. Why do you need a sword when
- you're already all-powerful?
[ThunderaTiger] The Keystone was to boost Lion-O's ego.
[Pfisiar] You know what they say. Once an addict, always an addict.
[ThunderaTiger] Unless of course you're not an adict to begin with.
[R] To a keystone
[Fianna2] Tiger, do you think you might be a little, um. biased?
[ThunderaTiger] Nope.
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[Pfisiar] YES!!
[R] Tiger is an addict. It's very obvious
RD> she;s not a little biased...she a lot biased
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RD> ok.....
[R] It's you rson, RD
[Pfisiar] ::I shake my head::
[Fianna2] He's just bent cause I wizzed in his keds
[ThunderaTiger] This could be an interesting development...
[rd] daddy!
[Fianna2] Little RD?
[R] Who's the momma?
[rd] al gore!
[Pfisiar] Oh no.........................
[R] Yikes
[Fianna2] Who's ya daddy!
[ThunderaTiger] Yup, this is DEFINITELY an interesting development...
[R] I think it's Willa
RD> i am in shock
rd] daddy!
RD> ?
[R] HAhaahahaaha1
[rd] !
[Pfisiar] !!
[rd] !!!!!!!!
RD> are you responsible for this?
[R] Is there somethign we should know RD?
[Pfisiar] !!!!!!!!!!
[ThunderaTiger] I want to know!!!
[Fianna2] I am still gnawing on this femur...Is the reaper coming
back? I'm
- about done with this one
RD> it was one night with mandora..
[rd] oooo....daddy gives me fianna bones every day for lunch.
[Pfisiar] ::Pulls a femur out of a small pack. hands it to Fianna2::
RD> oh, man
[Fianna2] back off kid, or I'll pee on your bicycle
[R] I thought you told me it was a threesome with Mandora and Willa
[rd] daddy and i like to go visit bunny ra. he tells me about cute
things.
[Pfisiar] ::shudder::
[ThunderaTiger] RD, should you be discussing this in front of your
son?
[R] {shudders}
RD> why not?
[Fianna2] Kid looks like the one from Pet Cemetary
[ThunderaTiger] **shudders**
[ThunderaTiger] (Thought I'd join the shudder group)
[rd] daddy, tell me about mandora
RD> she was born a man
[ThunderaTiger] Yeah, let's discuss the inflatable doll with powers of
- procreation.
[Pfisiar] GOD NO!
RD> why do you think i called the story nightmare?
[R] {shudders again}
[ThunderaTiger] That's a little more than I wanted to hear.
[Pfisiar] forgot about that one.
[R] tell me about it
[rd] so are we both really inferior to the great THUNDERA TIGER?
[ThunderaTiger] Ah, how cute.
RD> oh, no, don't you worry about that, kid
[rd] but you said that THUNDERA TIGER was the most powerful being in
the
- universe.
[R] WHOA!
RD> oh don't you worry
[Fianna2] Kid, I got a roll of duct tape wit' your name on it!
[ThunderaTiger] I'm liking this.
[Fianna2] Suck up
[Pfisiar] Sure you are Tiger, sure you are....
[R] Hee. Hee
[ThunderaTiger] Who? Me or him?
[Fianna2] him!
[rd] me?
[R] Yes
[Fianna2] Him!
[rd] waaaaaaaa!
[R] yes him
[ThunderaTiger] What a cry baby.
[Pfisiar] Brown noser
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[R] Crybaby
ThunderaTiger] WAIT A SECOND!!!
[Pfisiar] HA HA HA HA
[R] It's your daughter, Thunder tige
[ThunderaTiger] Okay, hey there.
[thunderatiger] i'm inferior to RD and R
[Fianna2] Tigger?
RD> hahahahahaah
[R] Who's the Daddy? Tygra
[ThunderaTiger] I think I've started something I'm going to regret.
[R] Hee. hee.
[Pfisiar] I would assume so
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[r] hi R!
[Pfisiar] Ha ha ha
[R] Hi sweetie!
[thunderatiger] tigers are inferiror
[Fianna2] Guys, the ever loving missus Fianna has begun to hint that
the
- dogs need feeding
[Fianna2] this is marital code for "getr your butt off the computer"
[thunderatiger] tygra likes boys
[ThunderaTiger] And we didn't even get to post your child.
[R] Why am I not surprised
RD> mwahahahah
[Pfisiar] ha ha ha
RD> so when where you going to tell us about your love child thundera
tiger?
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[Pfisiar] HEY!!! I never did anything to anybody!!!!!!
[ThunderaTiger] My love child? Well, Tygra and I were going to keep
her/him
- a secret...but...
[R] Hee. Hee.
[thunderatiger] i see tygra...kissed liono's sword
[pfisiar] i'm stupid!
[R] Him/her?
[thunderatiger] oooh, not that sword, the other one!
[Fianna2] I am still here, risking the wrath of the only thing in the
- universe I truly fear
RD> LOL
[R] Your child has problems, Thundera Tiger. Gets it from Tygra
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[Pfisiar] No comment.
RD> hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
[R] HAHAHAHA!
[ThunderaTiger] There are now LOTS of personalities I'm trying to
deal with.
[Pfisiar] I did not have sexual relationships with that woman!!!
[ThunderaTiger] I don't caim my child.
[thunderatiger] tygra likes to play with his sword too and make it
grow and
- grow and grow three inches
[R] Sure you didn't
[Fianna2] I have two already
[R] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[fianna2] now 3
[Fianna2] kids, not inches
[R] Where did my baby go?
[r] here i am
RD> oh my god
[Fianna2] Junior, go piddle in traffic will ya?
[rd] what dad?
[R] Did you do your homework?
[fianna2] piddle piddle piddle
[Pfisiar] This is getting out of hand!!!!
[ThunderaTiger] No kidding. I think it's bed time.
[fianna2] piddle piddle piddle
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[Fianna2] Okay, now run over to I-75 and count mufflers
[thunderatiger] bed time, i know what tygra does in bed with wilykat,
- naughty, naughty!
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[Fianna2] Okay, now run over to I-75 and count mufflers
[thunderatiger] bed time, i know what tygra does in bed with wilykat,
- naughty, naughty!
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[R] Do you spend quality time with your son, RD
[Pfisiar] ewwww....
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[DEATH] I WILL CLEAN THE CHATROOM!
[Pfisiar] Oh no, not that again.
[Fianna2] YEAH!!! Lunch...
[R] Here we go. I told you he'll be back
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[R] Bye, baby
[DEATH] Whoa. Desctructive.
[Fianna2] ::Crunch::
DEATH] KILL!!!
[Fianna2] Talk about, naw never mind....too insensitve even for me
[ThunderaTiger] IT WORKED!!! I'M A GENIUS!!!
[R] KILLL DEATH
[ThunderaTiger] How does one kill death?
[Pfisiar] Yes, KILL DEATH!!
[R] Ask Hades.
[DEATH] I AM HADES
RD> make him listen to al gore's speches
[Fianna2] With barbeque sauce, preferbly ::chew cheww
[R] Ask RD. He does it all the time
[ThunderaTiger] That's just cruel.
[R] It's a living
RD> what ever works
[DEATH] BACK HEINOUS HOUND FROM THE EVER-LASTING PITS OF FIRE!
[ThunderaTiger] Death has learned some new words.
[Pfisiar] Ok.....
RD> so when are you going to update your site?
[R] Can you talk without caps?
[ThunderaTiger] Tomorrow night. Late tomorrow night.
[Fianna2] Naw, that's my brother Jerome...he owes me money...want his
- adress?
RD> did you like your birthday surprise?
[DEATH] NEVER! CAPS ARE ALL POWERFUL!
[ThunderaTiger] It was....surprising.
[ThunderaTiger] But not really.
RD> oh?
[R] I liked it!
[Pfisiar] I was wondering about that too
[DEATH] DEATH
[R] Who's the mysterious accomplance?
[Fianna2] Happy birthday to you, happy birth ::crunch:: day
to ::swallow::
- yoooo
RD> grune stinky was your idea, i thought you'd like it
[Pfisiar] Death to DEATH
[ThunderaTiger] I got a big kick out of that. But like I said
before...it
- wasn't all that surprising.
[Fianna2] Seriously, Tiger...happy B-day!
RD> i have one last to post, that's when my accomplace reveals her
self
[R] Happy Belated Birthday, Thundera Tiger!
RD> yes, happy birth day....
[R] I want to see first.
[Pfisiar] Same here Thundera Tiger. Happy Birthday!
[ThunderaTiger] Ah, many thanks. And to celebrate, I will kill
death. Die,
- DEATH, die!
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RD> hugs and kisses and dead tygras
[R] Did you get my email today, RD
[ThunderaTiger] Wow.
RD> yes
[ThunderaTiger] Eeewwww, cooties!
RD> hehehehe
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[Fianna2] Your accomplace refuses to communicate with me, since I
have her
- id pegged, he he
RD> i'll have to remember that for next time
[R] Tygra's yours
[ThunderaTiger] Tygra's who's?
RD> you don't know who she is!
[R] Eh?
[ThunderaTiger] what?
[Fianna2] yes I do
[ThunderaTiger] ????????
[Pfisiar] You know, I want to die reading LIFE magazine.
[R] He's your man
[LIFE] LIVE
[Fianna2] Im not terllin
[ThunderaTiger] !
RD> ah, 'cause you don't know...it's not who you expect!
[R] Heh heh.
[LIFE] LIFE IS THE POWER AND THE GUIDING FORCE OF ALL GOOD TIGERS
[Fianna2] Ms Fianna is hinting more strenuously about the dogs
[ThunderaTiger] Uh oh. Tell her Death might pop out of the computer
screen.
[Fianna2] The scissors on the phone line are a good indication she's
serious
[LIFE] LIFE
[ThunderaTiger] A distinct possibility.
RD> oh oh
[R] Is that all you can say?
[LIFE] LIFE
RD> get a life
[R] You're in trouble
[Fianna2] Life does not exist
[Fianna2] the universe is infinite
[Pfisiar] What is Life?
[R] You had to use a pun didn't you RD
RD> life is a cerial
[Fianna2] life is a finite quanitity
[ThunderaTiger] Cinamon life is actually quite good!
RD> life sucks
[ThunderaTiger] That is, if I weren't a carnivore it would be good.
[LIFE] LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
[Fianna2] any finite number divided by infinity becomes so small as
to be
- nonexistant
RD> life stinks --
[ThunderaTiger] Deep. Very deep.
Pfisiar] yes
[ThunderaTiger] All of this is so deep.
[Fianna2] therefore, none of us exist
[R] [Rolls eyes]
RD> as deep as tygra is long
[Pfisiar] Life is GREAT!!!!!!!!!
[ThunderaTiger] Still deep.
RD> hmmm
[ThunderaTiger] ?
RD> i wonder what that means?
[Fianna2] Okay, seriously, I do have to go now
[ThunderaTiger] have a great night!
[LIFE] LIFE
[R] Bye
RD> bye
[Fianna2] C-ya next week
[ThunderaTiger] The horror, the horror.
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[R] See ya later
[Pfisiar] C-ya Fianna2
[R] What horror
[ThunderaTiger] Look! I used an rdism.
[ThunderaTiger] I thought we already established this was one of RD's
- nightmares...
RD> hmmm
[LIFE] LIFE
RD> i have rd isms?
[R] ???
[ThunderaTiger] Sure. "The horror, the horror."
[Pfisiar] ::Yawn::
[ThunderaTiger] !!!
[LIFE] LIFE
[R] The plane boss. the plane
RD> is that before or after the tygra dies?
[ThunderaTiger] **growls softly**
[Pfisiar] after i think
[R] I don't know
[LIFE] TYGRA DOES NOT DIE. LIFE TO ALL
[R] Tygra's a sissy
[Pfisiar] Tygra dies quite frequantly
RD> tygra's a pansy
[R] He's scares easily
RD> he get's addicted all the time
[ThunderaTiger] Only in the fics of those who are intensely jealous.
RD> honestly, he's no good
[R] Yeah right
RD> you need a real man
RD> how about snarf?
[R] HAHAHAA!
[ThunderaTiger] I could say the same thing for...no, that's mean. I
won't
- say it.
[Pfisiar] Hm... Interesting.
[LIFE] LIFE
[R] OOOOHHHHHHH!
[R] Cat fight!
RD> oh, come on
[ThunderaTiger] It would crush you.
[R] RRREOWW!
[ThunderaTiger] ROWRL!
RD> hehehehe, it would take a lot to do taht
[R] ROOAAARR
[ThunderaTiger] **smacks R into the next chat room where Bunny-Ra
waits**
[R] I could crush RD
[Pfisiar] I'm sure R
[R] Tygra is a dead man!
RD> i know r can, believe me
RD> she is so evil
[ThunderaTiger] I thought I was evil.
[R] I am not
[Pfisiar] Yes you are R
[ThunderaTiger] I like this are/R
[R] Actually I could be and if I am I'm more evil than Thundera Tiger
RD> you are too, my fellow master mind, my 100% compatible mare
[ThunderaTiger] No one can be more evil than I, for I am the ultimate
in
- goodness.
R] Try me
[ThunderaTiger] And let's talk about this 100% compatible mate thing.
RD> yes, lets.
[R] I took the test
[ThunderaTiger] So what are you, R?
[R] We were 100%
[LIFE] I AM LIFE
[R] I'm a female
[ThunderaTiger] Are upi serious?
[ThunderaTiger] Whoa, I have no idea what that was...
[R] Yes
RD> she is
[Pfisiar] look
[ThunderaTiger] Look at what?
[R] RD sometimes think alike. Now that can be scary
[ThunderaTiger] I'm still trying to "look"
RD> trying to find tygra's genitals?
[R] HAHAHAHAAHAHA!
RD> won't find any i'm afraid
[Pfisiar] Where did that come from?
[ThunderaTiger] Somewhere out there, I think...
[R] It's really small. It shrunk in the Wolfrat
RD> hahahhaha
[ThunderaTiger] When Tygra made the antidote, he supersize them. Like
- Snarf.
[R] Everybody's else grew back except his
RD> so, we're 100% compatible, i wonder how that happened
[R] I have no idea
RD> hmmmm
[ThunderaTiger] This could be a problem...
[R] It just happened
[ThunderaTiger] Hmmmm....
[LIFE] HMMMM
[ThunderaTiger] hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[R] what's with this hmmmmm?
[LIFE] HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
[R] It was getting good
[ThunderaTiger] Many thanks. I'll need it.
RD> hugs and kisses
[ThunderaTiger] Have a great night!
[ThunderaTiger] Bleh
[R] would you stop withe hmmmmm
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[ThunderaTiger] hmmmmmmmmm
RD> hehehehe
[R] Hahahaha
[ThunderaTiger] See ya next week!
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RD> bye
[R] BYE!
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RD> ?
[shadowy_figure] and you thought you could escape...
[R] Oh, good lord
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[R] Dork
RD> i'm adding quite a bit to our story
[Pfisiar] bye guys, see ya next week
[R] Can you say it here?
RD> bye
[R] Bye!
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RD> just more details
RD> i'll send you what i've done already.
[R] Tygra's suffering I hope
RD> not yet, but i'm getting there
[R] Did you have to take out some things, I'm thinking that you did
RD> not really
[R] How about the fight at the end
RD> hmmm, i've got sleep on that
RD> i've been working too hard.
[R] Scool I guess. What was the meaning of that heading on that card.
[R] I meant school
RD> ah, that you're not good....heheheh
[R] I beg to differ
RD> i knew you would
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[Cheezey] Hello
RD> hi
[R] I'm good and you know it. Hey
[Cheezey] What's up?
RD> you missed a great show!
[R] Yep!
[Cheezey] a show?
RD> lookfor the chat log when i post it later
R] Thundera Tiger still can't figure out who I am
[Cheezey] That makes two of us, I have no clue who you are either, R
RD> r is my secret accomplace
[Cheezey] Ah
RD> my partner in the cause of evil and tygra killing
[R] HHAHAHahahA
[R] You'll be surprise who I am
[Cheezey] Dead Tygras... how they warm the evil heart
RD> hehehehe
[R] It's kind of fun killing them
[Cheezey] You guys should team up with Altaica for even more Tygra
carnage
- sometime
[R] Tempting
RD> i think i've been killing him too much, i must cut back. too
much of a
- good thing, you know...
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[R] Bye
[Cheezey] Whoops
RD> wb
[Cheezey] Bumped the wrong button
[R] Okay
[R] When's the next update, if that's okay to ask.
[Cheezey] Update?
[Cheezey] Oh to my site?
[R] Yes
[Cheezey] Eh... maybe this weekend if I have time. For once I'm not
running
- around like a snarf with its head cut off, so I might be able to
actually do
- it
[Cheezey] I've been *extremely* busy lately
[R] Work trying to kill you
RD> a snarf with it's head cut off...tempting
[R] School's trying to kill me
[Cheezey] RD- I actually once had a dream about a beheaded snarf...
it was
- really freaky
[Cheezey] R- That bites
[R] Maybe we should start killing more Snarf and Tygra
RD> can't tell them appart, actually
[R] I never killed anybody in my stories. Maybe I should
RD> oh it's fun, it's like potato chips, once you start you can't stop
[Cheezey] Snarf death is my personal favorite
[R] Maybe I should have Alluro kill Cheetara
[Cheezey] I think I'm still bitter for what Snarfer did to Alluro
with those
- damn bees in Mumm-Ra Lives
[Cheezey] I've hated that little twerp Snarfer ever since... well
that and
- for "Hot Rocket Baby" :::shudder:::
[R] Hee. Hee.
RD> oh god nooooooo
RD> noooooooooo
RD> nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RD> don't remind me of that song
RD> that horribly annoying voice singing that horrible song....
[R] Hahahaahah!
[Cheezey] Someone made a remix of that and made it downloadable on
Napster
[Cheezey] Now that's sick
[R] Really sick
[Cheezey] Oh yeah
RD> just what does that mean, anyway?
RD> hot rocket baby?
[Cheezey] Hmm
[Cheezey] "Hot rocket baby, you burn me through..." can't remember
the next
- line though
[R] I don't want to think about it
[R] Please, don't
[Cheezey] R- Good call, I don't either ;-)
RD> it's obvious one of those sexual innuendos. i wonder if tygra
humms it
- too
[R] You would think that
RD> except he'd say hot sword baby
[R] Oh, good gried
RD> yeah, i'm a pervert, i can live with that
[Cheezey] RD- Tygra could also be humming about fruit
[R] and Mandora
[Cheezey] "Hot Silky Baby, you make me high"
RD> oh, you mean bengali?
RD> i'm sure too
[R] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Cheezey] RD- LOL!
[R] RD loves torturing them.
RD> poor tygra, i shouldn't be making fun of his fragile sexuality
like that
RD> i'll play nice
[Cheezey] RD's had a lot of practice
[R] Like the "Mrs. Tygra" story
RD> that's one of my favorites, it has the best tiger deaths by far
[R] Poor Bengali
[R] He was expecting it though
[Cheezey] RD- Have you ever counted exactly how many times you've
killed
- Tygra?
RD> six or seven times i think
R] I say 10000
RD> it only seems like a 1000 but i do keep score
[R] He didn't post them all
[Cheezey] Heh heh heh... that's a lot of tiger death that's for sure
[R] And yet they are his fanorites hmmmm
RD> if you could bengali too it goes up to fifteen
RD> bengali is my favorite next to mummra
[R] or 30
[R] Why Bengali?
[Cheezey] RD- To kill?
RD> i don't know....
RD> no, but it worked out that way, didn't it....
[R] RD and killing goes together
RD> that's not true
RD> i've been good lately
[Cheezey] They say you only hurt those you love
RD> exactly
[R] Lost of thoughts?
[R] You haven't kill because I told you not to
RD> i go to my tka meetings every wednesday
RD> i love tygra...and bengali
[R] I'm not surprised
RD> love,,,tygra,,,,love.....
[Cheezey] It's a love-hate relationship, that's for sure
[R] [rolls eyes]
RD> i am very kind to tygra.
[R] He loves them, He loves them not...
[R] Yeah right
RD> i've let him live
RD> on occation
[R] True
[R] Once every blue moon
RD> hmmm.
[R] It's true
RD> someone keeps telling me i need help
[R] Sometimes you do
RD> ?
RD> i beg to differ
R] How about hugging a cute soft cuddly teddy bear? HAHAHAHA!
[Cheezey] Why, just because tiger murder comes naturally to you?
RD> i guess. or maybe they think i'm like some of my more colorful
- characters
[R] ?????
RD> i will never be understood in my lifetime
[R] Some people understand you
RD> soft cuddly teddy bears?
[R] Yep. Hee Hee
RD> yes, those who occupy the same cell as me.
[R] Like an insane Tygra. It's contagious
[Cheezey] Contagious? Hmm... I don't know, I don't feel an urge to
kill
- anyone yet ;-)
[R] Talk to him for a while you will
RD> feel the urge...feel the need to kill...tygra
RD> kill....kill
[R] Feel the urge to hug teddy bears
[R] Hug Hug
RD> [GASP!]
[R] You know you do, RD
[Cheezey] Hug it before it hugs you!
[R] Hee. Hee.
RD> i am beyond words
[Cheezey] :::rereads that:: Oh man, I need to get more sleep... I'm
getting
- silly in my overtiredness
[R] You always speechless when I do that, RD
[R] Sleep is a beautiful thing
[R] I need to get some tonight. Maybe I'll be normal in the morning
RD> sleep, oh yes, i remember that
RD> you need someone to keep you warm tonight?
RD> hehehehehe
RD> speechless now?
[R] Yeah, you HAHAAA
[R] Speechless now
RD> you are a bad, bad girl
[Cheezey] Actually guys I hate to leave so soon but I think I'm gonna
call
- it a night
RD> i told you my monitor caught on fire when i read that
[R] Bye!
RD> bye
[Cheezey] Bye! :-)
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R] You did that to me RD
[R] It didn't It wasn't that hot
RD> oh?
R] Okay maybe a little but I could have done a lot worse ot hotter
RD> hehehehehe
RD> too bad there won't be any of that in the story
[R] It doesn't need it
RD> hmmm, i should go work on it. i'm so close to getting it all done
[R] Just because I know about doesn't make me a bad girl
[R] Really how far are you
RD> hehehehe
RD> i'm past the long flash back of the accident that killed him
[R] When Panthro and Cheetara are talking?
[R] or Lion-O and Cheetara?
RD> panthro and cheetara
[R] Okay. I couldn't think of anything more. It made need some
changiing
RD> maybe a litte
RD> i'll have to see.
[R] I like how I did Panthro
RD> oh, yes, panthro...
RD> i gave him a few traits
[R] Hee Hee
RD> he's a tad more beligerant
[R] Figures
RD> you'll have to see it all to understand
[R] When will you have it ready. Sunday Monday
RD> saturday night
[R] I'll check then. I may be on there late instead of early
[R] Maybe 10 or 11pm
RD> hmmm, i'm sure it'll be done by then, i hope.
RD> i think i'll go to bed now, and give me a chance to think about
it a
- little more
[R] How you like it so far?
RD> it's very good
[R] Good Night!
[R] I'm going too!
RD> bye
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