Just Another Day 2

Fianna unlocked the door to his house and stepped through the door.
"Missus", he called out.
He heard a jingling noise coming closer and got a bad feeling.
The jingling came around the corner and Fianna almost passed out.
His beloved poodle was as bald as a Chihuahua. Not only that, she had
bells around her neck and a pierced ear.
The green caniod pick up her up and asked, "who did this to you.
She barked and growled a few times.
"Don't worry, we'll get even", Fianna reassured her.
Just then there was a knock at the door. He open it up to a UPS man
with a large package.
"Sign here", he ordered.
His dog barked wildly at what seemed to be a mail man. Had she been on 
the ground she would have chewed his feet off.
Fianna complied. The UPS guy flipped a page, "and here and here",
flipped another page, "and here and here and here".
Twenty minutes later Fianna finished signing all the 100's of sign
here lines and got custody of his box. He dragged it into the house,
closed the door and set missus down.

After listening to it a few minutes and being assured it wasn't a bomb
he ripped off the paper. Inside was a box labeled "RD's secret project".
In small letters at the bottom it instructed one to return it to RD if
it was misdelivered.
"Yeah right", thought the nincompoop, "Now I can get revenge on
ThunderWolf for what he did to you", he told missus.

Inside the box was an oddly shaped box with a few buttons on it.
"I wonder what these do", mused Fianna as he pushed a rather large red
one. A hole open in the box about eye level and a mechanical fist popped
out and punched the canoid square in the nose.
"That's not the one', he scowled as he rubbed his sore snout.
He decided to hit another red button.
This time he got a cake in the face. After determining it wasn't 
chocolate he tried some.
"Not half bad. What have we here", he asked himself as he pushed a very 
little blue one.
As he pushed it he got a large jolt of electricity. He felt his fir 
stand on end. He reached up and felt his mane. Indeed he had a new hair
do. Now pissed he put his fist through the box. As if on que the box
exploded into a spray of grey paint.
That is when he noticed a note attached to it. He picked it up and read
it out loud, "Haha, gotch ya again, one insane lion."
"That's it missus, no more playing nice", decided the larger dog.

ThunderWolf, Tatiana, and Shark were cruising down Thundera Ave,
discussing a way to kill Fianna.
TW was slowing down for a red light before he was gonna run it.
"Incoming", shouted Tatiana and pointed off to the right a bit.
ThunderWolf looked up in time to see a large green and grey streak 
heading straight at his car. The dog landed on the hood, collapsing it
until he and it were being help up on the engine. As he landed his fist
came forward and through the windshield, shattering it into millions of
flying shrouds heading towards the three occupant of the car.

The lion found himself being drug out of the car and flying towards
the light pole. He would have hit it of not for the on coming car.
The dog grinned, Shark and Tatianna grimaced they hear the squealing
tires and crunching of metal.
"Your gonna pay for that", snarled the saberlion as he slowly got to 
his feet.
The driver gasped as he saw the lion he'd hit approach him. A look of
fear crossed his face as ThunderWolf popped his razor sharp claws out of
their sheaths. The last look on his face was that of horror, preserved
as TW swung his arm at the driver now out of his car. The lions claws
cut cleanly though the mans neck, and dripping blood when his hand came
to rest.
The mans head fell off his neck and landed on the ground with a plunk.
This all happened in less than a second, done in reflex as ThunderWolf
padded past the man straight towards Fianna. The two snarled at each
other, then leapt at each other with weapons drawn.
"Eat mace", roared the lion as he swung at his foe.
"Eat my armpit", grinned the K-9 as he ducked and rolled under his
attacker. TW tried to change his swing down and behind him but found he
was to heavy in his armor to accomplish this fast enough.
As Fianna rolled under his assailant he reached up and grabbed his tail,
yanking it in the direction he heading.
"Arrgh", grunted the lion as he was stopped by his tail.

Shark and Tatianna were now joined by a crowd of onlookers. None seemed 
to want to get near the fight.
"We have to do something", cried Shark.
"RD has the only fun gun that will work on Fianna and the nincompoop 
accidentally ruined it by using it as a quisinart", Tatianna sadly
told Shark.
".. and your dog too", cursed the lion as he tagged Fianna square in the
gut with his mace.
The shepherd's reply was to punch ThunderWolf dead in the chest before
he finished doubling over.
TW flew back and into the brick wall. He pulled him self out of it,
leaving is crumbling bricks behind him fall to the ground as he staggered forward.
"That will call for payback dead dog", he threatened in a choked
voice. Fianna got to his feet and they circled each other.

"Hey Fianna, look what I have", taunted Shark.
Tatianna had spotted missus hiding in a garbage can peeking out to
watch the fight. Alerting Shark he had taken her out and laughed at
the bald, grey paint covered dog before getting the idea to use it to
get TW outa the fight.
After securing it's muzzle with lots of duct tape and scaring the wits
out of it with a display of his own teeth he hollered to get the
fighting pairs attention.
"Leave TW alone or she's lunch", threaten Shark.
Fianna got wide eyed and backed away slowly.
"No Shark, roared ThunderWolf, "this is how it has to be.
Shark obeyed and stuffed the dog back into the can she'd been hiding in
and slammed the cover on it.

"You got the guts to finish this", challenged the lion.
"Yeah, I can finish you off in time for lunch", boasted the dog as he 
faked a jab and followed it with a round house kick to TW's jaw. The
lions head jerked to the side as blood whipped out of his mouth and
nose, spraying the cement.
Shark passes out at this point
ThunderWolf shook his head and wiped his bloodied nose off on his 
sleeve and took a step towards his green foe. He raised his fist for a
power slam when he felt something cold and hard in the back of his neck
and heard "FREEZE!"
As this happened he saw SWAT team members rush up behind Fianna.
"Crap" they both growled at the same time.

ThunderWolf sat in his cell across from Fianna. The green nincompoop
had been flushing the toilet for over two hours non stop and the lion
was wishing he could beat the nincompoop out of him.
"Would you stop that", pleaded the lion.
Fianna looked at him, grinned and flushed it again.
"Argh.. I'm gonna kill you when we get out", growled the lion.
The dog whistled once and flushed it again.
TW began banging his head on the Thundrainium bars.
Boink boink boink *flush* boink boink....

This went on for about twenty minutes when they were interrupted by a
deafening sound. The floor in between their cells opened into a hole and
up came RD.
"RD" exclaimed ThunderWolf from one cell.
*Flush* from the other.
"I see you have found a new hobby", commented RD, "I hope you didn't 
flood the place."
*Flush*
"Argh"
*Flush*
"Get me outa here before he drives me insane", pleaded the lion.
"How can you be any more insane", asked Fianna as he flushed the toilet 
yet again.
"I don't know but you'll find a way to do it and break all the laws of 
physics", retorted TW.
This caused RD to raise an eyebrow. He would have to look into this.
RD snapped his fingers and a console appeared in front of him. he typed
in a few commands at the keyboard and the cell doors to the two inmates
cells swung open.
"How did you do that", asked the caniod as he got up off of the toilet,
flushing it one last time before he headed out the door.
"It's the Jail Break 2002", TW answered Fianna as he ran from his cell.
"It's the newest unreleased model of my latest invention", added RD 
with pride.
The three made their way down the hole as security guards came down the
corridor.
Once jumped into the hole, yet only went down a few feet.
"What the hell" he exclaimed as others looked confused.

RD dropped the two off at Fianna's house. The two watched the RD-mobile
speed off and turned to each other.
"We should let bygons be bygons", suggested ThunderWolf.
"Yeah, I guess", nodded Fianna, "wanna Guinness, it's on me.
"Sure", beamed ThunderWolf.
The two made their way to the kitchen and slammed a few beers.
ThunderWolf belched loudly and announced, "one more thing Fianna", his 
mind wandering back the hours of toilet flushing.
"What is that", asked the green one out of curiosity.
ThunderWolf grabbed Fianna by the throat, drug him to the bathroom and 
shoved his head in the toilet.
"We need to make it look like you didn't have an accident with a grey 
spray paint can", roared the insane lion as he flushed the toilet.
"Get down there damn it", ordered the lion as he started jumping up and 
down on the upside down dog.
This made Fianna giggle since he was ticklish. Slowly but surly the
dog was forced down the toilet. Once he was completely down the toilet
ThunderWolf flushed it once last time to make sure.
"Get clean you hear", he shouted down the toilet.
Back in the kitchen he grabbed a six pack for on the way home. He exited
the house making sure to close and lock the door on his way out. He
cracked a beer and headed down the street towards Cats Lair.
Missus hobbled down the road to her masters house. Little did she know
ThunderWolf turned the corner off of her block seconds before she
turned onto it. She went in through the little doggy door and looked
around for Fianna.
"Woof woof". she asked
"Down here", she heard
"Wooof?"
"Down the toilet", she heard from the bathroom.
She jumped up to get her front paws on the edge of the toilet and 
looked in.
She Saw her masters head floating in the toilet.
"Welcome home Missuse", the head said.