Chapter 1

The dim light barley lit the large room many stories beneath the ATB. The light source couldn't be identified, as it seem to come from everywhere and from nowhere. Machines of various sizes littered the room and a bizarre collection of devises covered every available table. In one corner was an enclosed office. The shadowy figure easily forced open the door with his massive weight. Inside the office was a total disaster. Papers littered every desk, spilling onto the floor onto piles knee high.

ThunderWolf picked one of the pieces up, a photo, and grimmiced.
"That's sick", he growled as he crumpled the photo up and dropped it on the floor.
All over the room were pictures of Grune in the nude. Some were with RD and some of him alone.
"Sick, I never thought I'd see my dad with a hard on", TW talked to himself as he walked out of the office and back into the lab area.
"I should burn the office down", he thought with a shudder. The main area resembled the lab of a mad scientist, but he knew it was worse than that.
"Time to fuck shit up", grinned the insanelion and he slammed his case of beer onto a console and walked around it to the other side with two cans of beer. He slammed one in one gulp and set it on the floor, the full one was set on top of the empty one. Back at the console he typed in a few commands and aimed the particle accelerator at the beer cans. He hit the large green button labeled "go" and watched as the beam engulfed the cans. The full one exploded shortly after being hit and sprayed beer everywhere.
"Kick ass", growled the insanelion as beer dripped down his fur.
After slamming a few more he looked around and spotted some white mice on a nearby shelf.
"Perfect" he thought to himself.
He grabbed the cage and walked to the firing range and held the cage to his face.
"Will you pop like the beer can or mutate into hideous green blobs", the lion wondered out loud.
He set the cage down and stood up, ready to head back for another shot. He caught some movement out of the corner of his eye and turned to see a few beer cans falling out of the ripped box. To his horror the full cans were falling in the area of the button that fires the beam.
"Fucking shit", shouted TW as he leapt out of its line of fire. He heard the  accelerator energize as he lunged to the side and felt it's beam tingle every atom in his body.
"This is gonna hurt in the morning", thought the lion as the beam faded. He noticed the mice were no longer in the cage, then passed out.

"What a mess", scowled RD as he looked over his lab. Who ever had been there was not now.
"If I get my hands on the intruder I'll turn them into a block of cheese", threatened the dictator as he set about cleaning up the place.

The words hung in his subconscious, and worked their way up as TW slowly woke up.
"Cheese", he mused as he flipped onto his back.
"Great" muttered the lion.
He stared at the floor for a few minutes, then he was falling towards it. He landed with a heavy thud, "ouch", he spit as he picked himself.
RD hadn't noticed him.
"Strange, he should have seen me by now", wondered the lion as he walked up to
RD and said, "nice lab".
"ThunderWolf", gasped RD as he looked at the direction the voice came from. He puzzled for a few seconds before taking a step forward and into an invisible wall.
"Oph", Rivero rebounded, almost loosing his balance.
"Watch were your going", grinned the lion as he became visible again. "I think I'm getting the hang of this", he grinned.
"What happened", RD sternly questioned.
"Your equipment isn't safe", TW told him, and if you turn me into swiss I'm calling OSHA".
"I'd love to stay but I promised Fianna I'd play with him today", TW hollered over his shoulder as he walked out of the room.
RD looked around and got some idea of what happened, if the burned bits of fur and radioactive beer cans in the particle accelerator test range were any indication.

The white Caddy broke left on Kingkat Blv and the driver eased his car into a parking space.
"Nice ride", commented a though looking street cat from a group thugs hanging out on the corner as they started walking towards him. Out came the mace, accompanied with a low growl.
"Oohhh, he thinks he's so tough just because he is a lion and we are small cats", taunted the leader.
They all barely had time to jump back as the mace was swung their way almost to fast for them to react. Following the swing was a lung forward and a left hook
into the nearest one's head. He stumbled back and passed out.
"If anything happens to my Caddy I'll hunt down and kill each one of you", he snarled, turned and walked away.

The power surging through his body told him he had new powers, and he was gonna try them out. With a little concentration he transformed into a full lion. A little more concentration and he grew in size to over twenty feet high. He easily jumped three city blocks in one leap.

Zhie was having lunch at Kamanchee's new bakery. He boasted 1000 different types of cakes made fresh every morning by the one and only cake master. The doctor was contemplating how this was physically possible over her French Vanilla Cappuccino and a piece of snarf cake. Her thoughts were interrupted by a large lion landing on the building across the street on the shopping mall. As the dust settled she could see him wading through the piles of rubble in her direction.
She sipped her drink and watched as he ate a few people in one bite. He crossed the street, saw her, and grinned.
"Rooooaaaaarrrrr", he greeted Zhie.
"What happened to you", she asked as she finished her coffee.
"It's RD's fault, he isn't big on safety", commented the lion.

"Thundera Tiger was in that mall you demolished", Kam informed the two remaining patriots.
He was holding a sagging cake, "and you made me ruined my cake", he sulked.
"Then you don't mind", asked the lion, taking a paw full and shoving it in his mouth. "German chocolate", he said as crumbs fell out of his mouth, "thanks, now I need some coffee to wash it down", he said, heading inside.

Across the street, the rubble began to shift as the now pissed off tiger unburied herself from the remains of ThunderVillage Mall. Once free she let out a snarl and set off to find the one who ruined her nice day. Looking around she spotted Kamanche's Deli and Bakery. She stormed over and burst in with a roar, "who did that?"
"A little ghost named Casper I think" replied ThunderWolf.
"Don't lie lion, I know you did it", she accused.
"Can't we all eat cake and get have a good time", asked Kam as he cut a few slices of Chocolate cherry cake.
Before any one could answer the lion found himself with 4 gashes across his chest and an angry tiger storming out the door.
"Bitch", remarked TW as blood seeped down his armor.
"Good thing you were wearing your armor", remarked Zhie as she got up for more coffee, "or you'd be a dead insane lion."

A sleek black 3021 Jaguar XL pulled up in front of Kams store. The engine cut out and a large Green dog got out of the drivers side. He stepped around and opened the door. Missy jumped down onto the sidewalk and into Fianna's arms as soon as he shut the door. In that split second what Zhie noticed made her chuckle. The car seat cover Missus had been sitting on was only the hide of TygrisHawk.
"Must have bought it from RD" she laughed.
The other two got a chuckle out of it as well.
"Grrr, can't I even get a day off", complained the manned one as he drew his mace, ready for anything.
As the two entered Fianna noticed TW.
"Relax dork, it's our day off", he shot back as he pulled out a seat for his poodle, then slid it back in when she was comfortably seated.
"I was gonna buy sweetie her another diamond necklace but the mall seems to have been demolished" , commented the nincompoop, pointing at the pile of rubble across the street.
"Yeah, well I needed some mass destruction to I turned into a giant lion and jumped on it", TW said smugly... "you'll have to wait now to spend your life savings on her."
Fianna growled, as did his companion but didn't take the bait. Instead he ordered her the most expensive cake on the menu and some Gourmet milk. For himself he ordered a slice of biscuit cake and a Guinness.

After Kamanchee served them the lion walked over to him. "Mind it I try my paw at this cake baking.
"Sure, I'll have you whipping out gourmet cake in no time flat", he promised as he led the lion into the back room.

After the lion had the ingredients all mixed up he poured the batter into a round pan and started heading for the oven.
"You have to bake it for 34 to 45 minutes", began Kam, "and be sure to check the oven tem... ugh", gasped the brit as he was grabbed by the neck. The insane lion proceeded to shove him into the cake pan, totally covering him in batter.
"What.. what are you doing", questioned the panicked Adam ant impersonator.
"Shut up and stay still or you'll mess up the top of the cake", ordered TW as he shoved the pan into the oven, "and if you do that I'll have to kill you with
RD's new particle accelerator", he warned.

Fianna and Zhie were in a heated discussion about weather Mumm-Ra spied on them while making love with their respective mates.
"After two thousand years I'm sure he needs getting it up", countered Zhie.
"I didn't want to go there" , Fianna turned a tad greener as he sipped his Guinness.
Both turned as ThunderWolf slammed the swinging kitchen door open as he came out.
"Kam teach you much", asked Zhie.
"Yeah, my first lesson went well", related TW.
"Where is Kam", questioned Zhie.
"Oh, he's really into his new cake", he informed her, heading to the door.
"New", questioned Zhie.
"Kam cake", answered the lion as he walked out the door.
As he drove off the two became aware of smoke pouring out of the kitchen and a faint screaming from with in the smoke.
All three rushed into the running into the smoke and falling water from the sprinkler.

Axelle studied the reflection in the mirror. "Nice", she commented as she gazed at the reflection of the Tygra tattoo on her stomach. She thanked the guy and walked out, skipping and whistling to herself. She stopped to wait for the walk sign to light up. People whizzed by her in this directions and that, a little kid ran into her and rebounded to the ground.
"Ugh", he looked up, slightly dazed and saw the assassin.
"Sorry", he started crying because a snarl had escaped her lips.
Seeing this she squatted down and extended her paw towards the child.
"Sorry to frighten you", she cooed.
The child sniffled his cries and allowed her to help him up.
"How old are you", she asked.
"I'm six", he replied, holding up five fingers to emphasize the point.
She chuckled a little and raised up one more of his fingers, "that's six", she corrected him.
"Where are your parents", she questioned.
"Over there" he said, pointing to a clothing store across the street. "I was coming from the toy store", he pointed back at the direction he came from.
"You shouldn't be crossing these streets alone", she warned, "there are lots of crazy drivers that do stupid things she explained. "Let me help you across the
street and talk to your parents."
"Ok", the boy agreed.
She waited for the lights to turn so she could cross safely.

Back at Kamanchee's bakery Zhie was tending to Kamanchee's burns. Kam was grumbling, "and I was nice enough to teach him to bake."
"He isn't called insane lion for no reason", the doctor told him. "Yeah, shoving me in a cake is pretty psycho", admitted Kam.
Zhie was about to correct him when Shark walked in, "seen ThunderWolf", he asked, looking around.
"He left about half an hour ago after trying to bake Kamanchee into a cake", she sighed.
Shark covered his laugh with a cough, "that's my insnelion", he smiled and walked over to the cake rack. He picked out 20 delicious looking cakes and brought them to a table. He lined them up in the order he wanted to eat them and tossed the first one into his mouth. It took him about five minutes to eat all the cakes.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to eat the cake plates too", scolded Kam.
He started using cheap tin ones after the itchyoid started frequenting his shop and eating all the glass plates.
Shark shrugged and picked his teeth with a toothpick, then went to get some coffee.

Things whizzed by in an eye blink. He looked down and his speedometer read 112 MPH. The lion was just coming up on 146th street. He was blasting "the chase" on his stereo, "mud bugs covered the front and back windshields like car wash suds, I couldn't see, I new these niggaz was gaining on me, I tried to bust a 360, crashed into a tree".
"Oh FUCK", cursed TW. He saw people crossing the street up ahead but could not stop in time, or even slow down enough to give them time to get out of the way.
Axelle heard screeching tires and looked towards the source of the sound. A large white car was approaching her at an impossible speed. She didn't even have time to start to react before the car plowed into her and the others in the street. People started screaming as body parts and blood scattered every where. The lion hopped out of his car, looked at it and roared, "that fucked up my suspension", he then bolted away from the scene of chaos as onlookers gasped in horror.

ThunderWolf had been playing with his powered given to him by the particle accelerator. He decided to pay Fianna a little visit. He hovered at the second story window and watched Fianna make sweet love to his poodle. The camcorder caught every detail, from the growls of Missuse's pleasure to the caninoid's climax, then the sweet talk after words.
Once he had the tape safely hidden he decided the green one needed some electrical work done on his house. At the power main TW wrapped each of his paws around each of the power lines running into the house. With a bit of concentration he managed to produce 100 times the electricity that was in the lines.

Fianna was just falling into a light slumber.
"Wooof wof woof", he told Misses.

POP POP
POP
POP POP POP
Every light bulb in the house exploded with a bright flash.
Fianna sprang out of bed and looked around. His K9 eyes adjusting quickly to
the dim light created by the street lights out side.
"What the fuck was that", growled Fianna as he quickly got dressed. The pads of his feet stung as he stumbled over the glass on his way out, Missuse behind him. She had enough sense to avoid the shattered glass.

Fianna made his way outside and looked around. Lighting crashed down all around him but he could see no one.
His mate growled a few times.
"What is it honey", he asked.
"Woof woof".
"ThunderWolf get out here and stop playing games on our day off", growled  Fianna.
"OK", boomed a voice that shook the glass. The ground shuddered a bit as the over sized lion came around the house.
Fianna took a few steps back and almost passed out. His foe was over 50 feet high.
Then he regained his composure. "Fuck you asshole", he shouted, pointing at TW.
"This is our day off. I wanted to relax before we go back to trying to kill each other tomorrow."
He started to grow. "I want time in a half for this", he growled as he reached ThunderWolf's height.
They stared into each others eyes, the same height for the first time.
"You can't pull a plot hole in my riff", growled the lion.
"I just did", grinned Fianna.
With that he swung at the lions jaw. TW saw this coming and caught the fist in his palm and twisted Fianns's arm around his back.
"Say uncle", demanded the lion as the dog winced in pain.
Determined not to give in, he ducked down, tossing the lion over his back and off of himself. ThunderWolf got up and growled.
"You got lucky with that move", he commented, "how bout I call you Monk from now on", he grinned.
He lunged at Fianna who dodged and brought his elbow into his opponents back as he passed.
"Argh", roared the lion as he turned and fell to his knees. It felt as if his spine had been cracked. He looked up to see Fianna coming at him. his reaction time was dulled by the pain and he was just starting to bring his arm up as the green fist connected with his temple.
"Get up god damn it", he cursed himself as he tried to push himself up. Another blow, and darkness.

Chapter 2

Lion-O paced the council room. He'd been pacing for over three hours, waiting for the lion to awaken. He wanted answers, but was relieved to have the lion in custody.
Tygra walked in, "he's awake", announced the tiger.
"Good, lets go talk to him", ordered the lion as he walked out, followed by Tygra.

Cell after cell held unhappy authors. They were pissed. Pissed at ThunderWolf and pissed at Fianna.
"You let Lion-Ho get a hold of this story and capture us", accused RD bitterly.
"Well if Fianna hadn't knocked me out", defended the lion.
"It's his story", he pointed at the lion.
It's not like I gave it to him, the fucking bastard stole it while I was out cold, blame Fianna for letting him take it from me", raged the lion.
The angry stares softened a little.
"I didn't even know he took it till I ended up here", retorted the caninoid.
TW growled at him and sank down to the metal bench. He looked up when he heard the door the dungeon open and snarled at the ThunderCats.
"There is no need to be mad", blabbed Lion-O, "you are here for your crimes you committed today.
"Spare me, dork", shot TW, "if your gonna exile me, do it!"
"We need to discuss your parole terms", Lion-O stated.
"I guess", shrugged the ancient.

The authors watched ThunderWolf be led to his doom, to be lectured to death by the lamest excuse for a lion.
As soon at the doors closed they heard breaking bones through the barred window. A few minutes later Lion-O stumbled into the room and staggered towards the far wall.
"Get your bitch ass back here so I can kick it some more", bellowed TW as he burst into the room and caught up with the other lion in a few steps.
"No", gasped the dyeing lion as he was kicked into the wall. ThunderWolf grabbed his mane and slammed his face against the wall a few times. Behind him he could hear dozens of cheers.
He kicked the dead lion over and reached down. With one hand he opened the mouth and with the other he reached in and tore out Lion-O's tong. He turned towards the captives with the bloody organ still in his hand.
"He started lecturing me. I couldn't take it so I told him to shut up or I'd tear his tong out..."
Ayanna turned and puked on Fianna who growled and cursed. ThunderWolf retrieved the key from Lion-O and opened the cell doors.

Chanur was perched up on a bar stool trying to finish his 23rd Guinness.
"Come on", urged Fianna, "I'm already on my 78th and am just getting a buzz.
"If rainbows fluttered in hurricanes.. think I'm gonna pas...", the panther fell off his stool.
"Light weight", muttered the green Irish dog as he slammed another beer and tossed his tab on the bar.
He looked down at the alien and sighed, "I guess I should drag you home".
He picked him up over his shoulder and headed out the bar. At his car he plopped the passed out passenger in the trunk and started driving to chanur's place. After dropping him off he headed home to get some sleep.
A figure from the shadows watched as the car drove off, then set his evil plan into motion.

Ayanna stepped into the gym and looked around. She had been a member for only a month but already had the record for most laps in a second. The other cheetahs were envious and slightly irritated the hyper child was so much better than
them.
She spotted a familiar figure bench-pressing in the corner. She trotted over the straining lion, "601, 602, 60...".
"High I see your doing weight training, I've never really done any of that my self but I've always wanted to. If you would be so kind as to help me out I would be so thrilled, and soon I could be as strong as you....
"Ghrrrrrrrrrr", the lion heaved the weights up and set them back on the stand above his head.
Sitting up with a heavy breath he said "sure".
"That would be so wonderful", quipped the cheetah.
She sat down as soon as ThunderWolf got up. He eyed her up for a few minutes, then started taking off weights.
"This should do it", he announced as he slid the last 100-pound weight off and put it back on the weight stand.
"It looks like an awful lot to me", she hesitated.
"Don't worry, I'll spot you if 100 pounds it too much", he reassured her.
She wrapped her paws around the bar and pushed up.
"This is easier than I thought", she remarked as she brought the weight bar down to her chest. Trying to push it back up was a bit more difficult that she had anticipated. She pushed and strained and slowly started to lift it straight up.
"Come'on, you can do it", roared TW, trying to encourage her the best he could.
Out of the corner of his eye he spotted three sexy lionesses in string bikinis and bras that were little more than string.

He strolled over to them with a sly grin and said, "hi".
"Hi", they all giggled back.
"Did you need help working out", he asked in a seductive tone.
"Yes, the younger one giggled, "but you don't seem to be a big help to her",
she said pointing at Ayanna.
"Grrrrr", the lion slapped his hand against his forehead as his eyes closed and his flesh turned red.
He composed himself, issued a quick "bye", and rushed back to Ayanna.
He lifted the weight bar off her neck and tried CPR, but she was already stiffening.
"Just my damn luck, muttered the lion as he wandered out of the gym. He was wearing what he usually wore from the Virtually universe, so he had no reason to change.

The sun beat down on the tennis course. People sat in the stands watching the occupants of the five courts try to best their opponent. In court number one, one of the players couldn't seem to hit a single ball back, nor could he sever one over the net. He didn't seem discouraged by it though. The next court over was much more entertaining, as the ball had not been dropped in well over ten minutes. The players, dressed only in shorts and shoes, would not let the other beat him.
"So you know who ran over Ax yet", inquired Kam.
"Yeah", replied Shark.
"Who", asked Adam Ant?
"ThunderWolf, the only one with a white Caddy in this universe", shot Shark as he returned the ball.
Finally Shark missed, the ball bounced off the back fence and rolled past him.
"Crap", he muttered as he retrieved the ball.

"God damn you looser, I'm gonna catch you in the parking lot and drive my big pick up so far up your ass...", the irate player threw his tennis racket on the ground in a childish temper tantrum and stormed towards the exit gate.

"You mean your rusted out dirty Ford still runs", hollered Shark as he served the ball to Kamanchee. Kam, so caught up in watching this idiot make a total fool out of himself failed to notice until it was too late. He turned his attention back to that game just as the tennis ball collided with his crotch. "I'm all right", he squeaked a few octaves higher than he usually talked, "never thought I'd have three balls...", he passed out.
"Opps", Shark uttered as he went over to help his friend to the locker room.

The spectacle pushed open the gate and started walking though it. When he was half way though it closed on his face, knocking him to the ground. Every one near by started laughing and pointing at him.
"Fuck You Moonies", he cured and he slipped though the gate and headed for his truck.

In the locker room Shark dumped the brit on one of the benches and went to get some ice.
He had to stop abruptly because RD stepped into his path.
"Hello Shark", greeted Rivero.
"Hi, what are you doing here", asked the finned one.
"I need your help, and Kamanchee's too", grinned the evil, dictator wannabe, "oh don't worry, you're not in danger. Kam on the other hand", he trailed off.
"Why", asked the itchyoid.
"I'll explain on the way", the human answered as they dragged the unconscious baker onto RD's Jailbreak 2001 unit.
"It's so useful I should rename it to 'Secret Tunnel'", explained the human  when he noticed the strange look on the sharks face.

"So you want to put a human brain into a cat's body", confirmed the Shark in awe.
RD nodded as he checked over the controls one last time and made last minute adjustments.
"OK, here we go", announced RD as he grabbed the mini saw and flipped it on.
"Uh I have errands", stated Shark and quickly slipped out of the room, leaving Kam, RD, and Tygra alone.
On his way out he bumped into Grune.
"Tell ThunderWolf he still owes me for the TV he electrocuted last night", growled the saber lion as he walked past.
"What ever", muttered Shark as he let himself out.

The waves washed up on the beach and retreated back into the lake they came from. The bright sun warmed two souls resting on the beach. Paw in fin, the two lovers stared at the clouds and passed the afternoon by making fun of every one that passed. ThunderWolf was about to crack a joke at a human walking by when something growled in his hear.
Immediately he had his paw around a throat and brought a poodle to his snarling
face.
"Is that any way to say hello", shot Fianna.
"I called in sick today", replied the lion.
"And I'm here to make sure you are in a lot of pain", the caninoid informed him.
ThunderWolf dropkicked missus to Shark who made a light snack out of her.
"After you, he's a dead fish", growled Fianna.
He lunged at TW, swinging his axe. Steal met Thundrainium and the clash was accompanied buy lighting. Shark had to duck to the ground the electricity coming out of his mates body was too hot and intense. When it finally ceased seconds later Shark stood and looked around. The seconds had felt like an eternity to him. Tears welled up in his eyes, his beloved was nowhere around. Where the battle had started was a huge black char spot. He could not get close to the super hot sand but he could also see ThunderWolf's mace was not next to the battle axe lying on the ground. Hope returned to him and he looked around as crowd of people gathered around to see what happened.
A skinny panther Fianna's armor, "What in Jagas name happened here", he questioned.
Shark ignored him as he slowly walked down the beach.

ThunderWolf looked around, "what the fuck", he wondered.
He was at Kam's bakery, but something wasn't quite right.
RD was in a discussion with Kam about what was the best cake flour to use.
"Everyone seemed different, them selves - yet not", thought the lion as he surveyed the shop.
No one seemed to notice his sudden appearance as they were engrossed in what they were doing so he went to the counter and ordered an extra large, extra strong mocha with a shot of Irish cream. Kam's employee gave him a funny look
but she quickly started the order after he tossed a gold coin on the counter.
He took his coffee and proceeded to the corner table and sat down.

Considering the days events, the lion assumed he was in an alternate universe.
He wondered what this universe was like. He chuckled at the thought of RD being a cake addict. What would he be like here, he wondered. He'd be violent he hoped.

His thoughts were interrupted when he realized every one was staring at him. "What", he asked.
"I've never seen a lion before", stated RD in a thoughtful tone.
"Oh shit", thought the lion. He knew what this RD was thinking. Vivisection time.
"I'm late for a fight", announced TW as he got up from the table, nearly knocking his half full cup of coffee over.
He headed out the door and down the street, ducking into the first ally he encountered. His destination was RD's lab.

After a couple of hours of playing with the particle accelerator and almost breaking it a few times, ThunderWolf figured out how to get back. He adjusted dials and flipped switched till he was sure all the settings were correct. As he was checking the configuration one last time, he was startled when none other than Shark stepped out of thin air. The two just stared at each other for a moment, then embraced in a joyous reunion.
"I thought you were dead", cried Shark.
"Nope, I'm fine", replied TW, "and I figured out how to get us home".
"Oh, that's wonderful", exclaimed Shark, "how".
"Rd's machine here can be used as a time machine or transdementional portal", explained the lion, "I'll fill you in later".
The two stepped into the machine, destined for home.

Kam woke up with a splitting headache. Looking around ... "shit", he screamed.
He was staring at his own body, from some one else's.
"I must be going through cake withdrawals", he muttered before passing out.
Tygra, who was woken up took the news much better. He knew at least he would not be turned into a rug any more.
"The ferocious females" he remembered and too passed out again.
Shark burst though the door and grabbed the evil mad scientist by his collar.
"Where is he", he demanded in a growl that made RD pale.
After getting Shark to release his grip he began, "he's safe... maybe... in another universe I think if my calculations are correct."
"Get him back", roared Shark.
"Could take years", gloomed RD, "the effect of the particle accelerator should have killed him, but instead they affected him in ways I can't figure out.
There is any number of places...", RD spoke his last word as Shark rammed his harpoon through his head.

Tygra/Kam and Kam/Tygra watched as Shark turned on the particle accelerator and walked into it.

Tygra was in his bakery serving cake to TT and chanur.
"And with that I gutted the insensitive bastar... oph", TT collapsed to the Floor under the weight of the lion that had landed on her.
"Watch it you clumsy dork", roared the tiger as she got up and dusted her self off.
"Rough ride from that parallel universe", grinned ThunderWolf.
The irate tiger was about to respond when she was again knocked to the floor.
ThunderWolf grabbed Shark and pulled him up, "I just did that to her - lets get the fuck out of here".
The master cake baker watched as the pisses off TT bolted out the door after the two.
He heard screeching car tires, screams, then more screams.
"Your both dead when I catch you", he heard then more screeching tires.
The two speed off towards safety in their new, soon to be wrecked car.

Thundera Tiger snarled and gutted a few people who happened to be to close to her.
She snarled as she watched the Benz take off and disappear into the crowd of cars, causing accidents at every intersection.
"Crazy fucking lion" she muttered as she went to finish her cake.

"That has got to be the craziest loony I've ever met", growled TT.
"Why must you all be so violent" ,the brit in a tiger's body asked.
TT considered disemboweling him for that but instead raised the last forkful of cake to her mouth when more squealing tires where heard. She looked up only when a Benz crashed though the front window and skidded to halt just inches from her.
"How dare you", she raged as ThunderWolf stepped out of the car grinning.
"Your one insane lion" she growled as she extended her claws.
ThunderWolf just grinned, "insane yes....".
TT lunged for him as he whipped out dual Tech-9's and opened fire on the large angry tiger.
She didn't stand a chance at that range and blood sprayed every part of the store as 500 bullets were unloaded into her in less than two seconds.

"Uh uh... oh uh", Kam wet himself as ThunderWolf dropped the spent guns and aimed his claws at him.
Static filled the room as powerful bolts of lighting ripped though every being there, smoldering the bodies to cinders in less that a second. Dr.Zhie walked in just before the electrical storm and was caught in it as well. Her body fell through the still open door back into the street and cracked as it hit the cement.

The doomed insanelion wandered across the street and shattered the glass to the liquor store. he could hear the sirens almost on him but didn't care.
"Might as well have the best if I'm going to go out with a bang", he talked to himself as he grabbed a few bottles of Del Deuno tequila, slamming one on the spot. The other he took with him as he headed out side.
"Cops" he muttered as he looked down each direction of the street. He walked around a corner into the alley and disappeared, turning invisible. The cops went right by him as he took a swig from the second bottle.

He pushed the power button on the radio as he cruised in his new Viper.
~I can feel it coming in the air to night, oh lord~
ThunderWolf took his last sip out of the bottle as he made his way down Hwy 132 at 180 MPH.
~I can feel it coming in the air to night, oh lord. I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life, oh lord, oh lord~

"How ironic a song", he though as his new body exploded with an electrical storm he could not control.
As his body electrocuted itself, a small black hole, smaller than the size of a quark developed.