"Zapped"

>>"Sick, I never thought I'd see my dad with a hard on", TW talked to himself as he walked out of the office and back into the lab area.

"I should burn the office down", he thought with a shudder.<<

Fire, bleach, Drano, a fourty-four shell...nothing will cleanse that image from my mind's eye...

>>"Kick ass", growled the insanelion as beer dripped down his fur.<<

You have to be fun at parties :)

>>After slamming a few more he looked around and spotted some white mice on a nearby shelf.<<

DON'T EVEN THINK IT!

>>"Perfect" he thought to himself.<<

Well, so much for that...

>>"This is gonna hurt in the morning", thought the lion as the beam faded.<<

Serves ya right, ya mouse-zapper!

>>"If I get my hands on the intruder I'll turn them into a block of cheese", threatened the dictator as he set about cleaning up the place.<<

That's a new one for him!

>>"Great" muttered the lion.

He stared at the floor for a few minutes, then he was falling towards it. He landed with a heavy thud, "ouch", he spit as he picked himself.<<

Spoken like a lion who's tasted linoleum once or twice before :)

>>He puzzled for a few seconds before taking a step forward and into an invisible wall.<<

That's how you two first met...high impact...

>>"Your equipment isn't safe", TW told him, and if you turn me into swiss I'm calling OSHA".<<

LOL!

>>"I'd love to stay but I promised Fianna I'd play with him today", TW hollered over his shoulder as he walked out of the room.<<

Hmmmm, this is gonna get interesting!

>>The power surging through his body told him he had new powers, and he was gonna try them out. With a little concentration he transformed into a full lion. A little more concentration and he grew in size to over twenty feet high. He easily jumped three city blocks in one leap.<<

Holy crap, the "Lion King" on steroids!

>>The doctor was contemplating how this was physically possible over her French Vanilla Cappuccino and a piece of snarf cake.<<

Does it matter? This is TCATGR, the land of infinite improbability! Why just a second ago I saw this sabretooth change into a twenty-foot-tall, ah, well, you know...

>>She sipped her drink and watched as he ate a few people in one bite. He crossed the street, saw her, and grinned.<<

>>"Rooooaaaaarrrrr", he greeted Zhie.<<

>>"What happened to you", she asked as she finished her coffee.<<

One thing about Zhie - very little flaps her. Not that I'm not going to try. I owe her :)

>>Across the street, the rubble began to shift as the now pissed off tiger unburied herself from the remains of ThunderVillage Mall.<<

That TT, she's one tough cookie.

>>A sleek black 3021 Jaguar XL pulled up in front of Kams store. The engine cut out and a large Green dog got out of the drivers side. He stepped around and opened the door. Missy jumped down onto the sidewalk and into Fianna's arms as soon as he shut the door. In that split second what Zhie noticed made her chuckle. The car seat cover Missus had been sitting on was only the hide of TygrisHawk.<<

Heh heh, yer trying to get on my good side, aren't ya?

>>"Relax dork, it's our day off", he shot back as he pulled out a seat for his poodle, then slid it back in when she was comfortably seated.<<

Now I really must object. I would never call you a dork! Menace to society, maybe, but never dork :)

>>"I was gonna buy sweetie her another diamond necklace but the mall seems to have been demolished" , commented the nincompoop, pointing at the pile of rubble across the street.<<

You have no idea. Mrs Fianna LOVES diamonds. We, however, suffer under a cubic zirconia income.

>>Fianna growled, as did his companion but didn't take the bait. Instead he ordered her the most expensive cake on the menu and some Gourmet milk. For himself he ordered a slice of biscuit cake and a Guinness.<<

I gotta know...gourmet milk? Must come from upper-class british cows...

>>"Oh, he's really into his new cake", he informed her, heading to the door.<<

So to speak :)

>>"Oh FUCK", cursed TW. He saw people crossing the street up ahead but could not stop in time, or even slow down enough to give them time to get out of the way.<<

Uh oh!

>>She didn't even have time to start to react before the car plowed into her and the others in the street.<<

So that's why Axelle drowned you :)

>>He decided to pay Fianna a little visit. He hovered at the second story window and watched Fianna make sweet love to his poodle.<<

Excuse me?

>>The camcorder caught every detail, from the growls of Missuse's pleasure to the caninoid's climax, then the sweet talk after words.<<

EXCUSE ME?! Dude, what I did to Chanur is gonna look like a personal favor when I get through with you this time :D

>>Every light bulb in the house exploded with a bright flash.<<

Points for creativity, that was a good one. Yer still dead.

>>Then he regained his composure. "Fuck you asshole", he shouted, pointing at TW. "This is our day off. I wanted to relax before we go back to trying to kill each other tomorrow."<<

Please, I am much more genteel than that. I never say "Fuck you asshole," to anybody - Unless I'm driving.

>>"You can't pull a plot hole in my riff", growled the lion.<<

Watch me!

>>"Argh", roared the lion as he turned and fell to his knees. It felt as if his spine had been cracked. He looked up to see Fianna coming at him. his reaction time was dulled by the pain and he was just starting to bring his arm up as the green fist connected with his temple.<<

Heh heh heh, the way this is going, I won't have to kill you later :)

>>"It's not like I gave it to him, the fucking bastard stole it while I was out cold, blame Fianna for letting him take it from me", raged the lion.<<

Heck, it was just a little free chiopractic work :)

>>The authors watched ThunderWolf be led to his doom, to be lectured to death by the lamest excuse for a lion.<<

There are worse fates. He could make you watch a "Leave It To Beaver" marathon.

>>Ayanna turned and puked on Fianna who growled and cursed.<<

Ugh, cheetah-spew!

>>Chanur was perched up on a bar stool trying to finish his 23rd Guinness.<<

>>"Come on", urged Fianna, "I'm already on my 78th and am just getting a buzz."<<

What a wuss :)

>>"If rainbows fluttered in hurricanes.. think I'm gonna pas...", the panther fell off his stool.<<

See?

These scene changes are pretty scatalogical. Feels like I'm reading a riff by Quentin Tarantino, very stylish. And it's nice to be treated with some respect! ::Looks knowingly at the peanut gallery::

Interesting that you noticed Chanur's and I's styles do tend to make us natural rivals :)

>>"Come'on, you can do it", roared TW, trying to encourage her the best he could.<<

See, I have this theory - the bigger the badass, the softer the heart. RD is a marshmallow, and I think you're probably just the sort to help out a poor kid looking to build herself up.

>>Out of the corner of his eye he spotted three sexy lionesses in string bikinis and bras that were little more than string.<<

>>He strolled over to them with a sly grin and said, "hi".<<

Blink.

>>"Did you need help working out", he asked in a seductive tone.<<

Double-blink.

>> ThunderWolf was about to crack a joke at a human walking by when something growled in his hear. Immediately he had his paw around a throat and brought a poodle to his snarling face.<<

Mrs F says Hi!

>>ThunderWolf dropkicked missus to Shark who made a light snack out of her.<<

>>"After you, he's a dead fish", growled Fianna.<<

That's one dead kipper, alright!

Hmmm, looks like I've been whacked by lightning. Not an uncommon occurrence in Florida, but yer still gonna pay :D

>>"I must be going through cake withdrawals", he muttered before passing out.<<

>>Tygra, who was woken up took the news much better. He knew at least he would not be turned into a rug any more.<<

>>"The ferocious females" he remembered and too passed out again.<<

MWAAAHAHAHA! There is no escape!

>>RD spoke his last word as Shark rammed his harpoon through his head.<<

I must question the wisdom of this. If you need RD's help, harpooning him anywhere is liable to curtail his willingness to do so. Harpooning his head will certainly cripple his effectivness, even if you do convince him to help.

>>ThunderWolf just grinned, "insane yes....".TT lunged for him as he whipped out dual Tech-9's and opened fire on the large angry tiger.<<

>>She didn't stand a chance at that range and blood sprayed every part of the store as 500 bullets were unloaded into her in less than two seconds.<<

Holy mackerel!

>>Drive off into the night with "I can feel it coming in the air tonight"<<

You're into Kirosawa films, aren't you?

Overall, an enjoyable story...four paws up :) In terms of constructive criticism, the scene changes left me a little dizzy, but that seems to be your style in any case.

Of course, you're going to pay for this...badly...

Fianna the Vengeance-Plottin'