Top Ten Topic : Top Ten Ways Third Earth would be different if the Berbils conquered it? (By Kith)

7. It would be turned into everyone's worse nightmare. A happy fuzzy place with "It's a Small World" playing all the time. (Jet)
6. Rubber bands would be outlawed. Nobody would understand why, and nobody would question it. (the_snarf)
5. My berbil facts page would be the most popular on the net. (Kith)
4. Everyone's mouth would light up when they spoke. (ScanMEE)
3. Saying "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" replaced with "Recycling doesn't kill berbils, berbils kill berbils" (the_snarf)
2. Everyone on TV would sound like they were talking into a fan. (Cheezey)
1. Everyone would be forced to wear fake Berbil Ears (Kith)