The Top Ten Slogans for: The Mumm-Ra Brand Skin Moisturizer. 

Special Mentions: 

This new product will change your skin from wrinkles to smooth skin, go from mumm-ra to brad pitt  (Adamjer)
 
Watch your wringles magically reappear  (Macaroni King) 

Mumm-Ra Brand Skin Moisterizer: In 1000 years, you'll look as good as Mumm-Ra or your money back. (PumMyra and JackalMann) 

Use your Mumm-Ra Daily Face Wash and your skin will be as silky and sexy as mine (Horses1411) 
                           
Here is da Top Ten! 

10. "Use your Mumm-ra skin lotion and one day you can be as handsome as me" (Horses2686) 
9. Brought to you by the Decay-away corporation.  (Alluro) 
8. You dont have to look like a messed up blue prune with eyes just to buy it.(MST CROW1) 
7. "With every purchase you can get bonus points to win your very own Mumm-ra skin moisturizer giz-mo! Guys it'll get the ladies all over you! With it's special mixture of....ah hell it only dispences the damn moisturizer!" (WilyKat TC) 
6. Guarranted to make you look 10,000 years older or double your money back! (The fine print: anyone asking for money back will be turned into toad.) (MC68040) 
5. Adds centuries to your life!   (Alluro) 
4. Mumm-Ra Brand Skin Moisterizer: Because it smells alot better than you'd think it would. (PumMyra and JackalMann) 
3. "The new and improved skin moisturizer developed by that stud of all studs, Mumm-ra. Not only will it keep you alive for centuries, but it will attract the most glorious mutants. They will be able to see your rotting complexion miles away.   (Eagleyes81) 
2. Mumm-Ra Brand Skin Moisterizer: Because Oil of Olay is for pansies. (PumMyra and JackalMann) 
1. "Mumm-ra brand moisturizer....for that deep down decayed feeling."  (WilyKat TC)