The Top Ten Slogans for: Luna Brand Tampons. Special Mentions: Sorry, no special mentions this week, not enough good entries!=) Here is da Top Ten! 10. "Need to get in those small, hard to get places? Well then the Luna Brand Tampon is just what you need!" (MetMutt44) 9. Are people laughing at the unsightly bulg comming from inbetween your legs? And your a woman??!!! Sounds like you need Luna brand Tampons (Tygra15) 8. Built to last for those jumpy little midget women (Tygra15) 7.They come in 3 sizes: small, very small, and "WHERE THE F*** DID IT GO?!?!?!" (Tarantuls1) 6. "Works on both hair, bottom or top." (Eagleyes81) 5. "Try Luna's Littles for that midget-fresh feeling." (Stacey Birdwel) 4. "They get what your bush misses!" (Cassio2x) 3. If your a small chick from hell like me they make you feel protected from those "unsure" time during fights (Horses1411) 2. You don't know the true meaning of the word bitch until you stuck one of these up your ass!!! (PumMyra) 1. "When the Bitch gets out, keep her back in with Luna Brand Tampons" (XxSeRvOxXx)