The Top Ten slogans for Tygra's "A Slick Experience Lubricant" that seconds as a cooling balm for comfort in those hard to reach places. 

Special Mentions: 
  
"Have that painful burn but still want to please your lover? Well try 
our new improved Slick Experience Lubricant! It soothes while you move!" (Tracy Butler) 

"Triples as an oil change in those tight pinches" (Mat0014) 

"Includes aloe vera for that extra bad chaffing" (Mat0014) 

"Men Tested Hoe approved" (KngCloudis)
 
"Stay quick with Slick!" (Demonprist) 

"For a limited time,get a free Luna blow-up doll with every purchase." (Vic Rattlehead) 
         
Here is da Top Ten! 

10. "Slip and slide and enjoy the ride!"(Tracy Butler) 
9. "Double your pleasure, double your fun" (Mat0014) 
8. "This lubricant will gladly slicken where it hasn't been slick before" (BENGALIUS) 
7. "Kid tested mother approved" (Mat0014) 
6. "Slides on smooth, in more ways than one!" (Tracy Butler) 
5.  "Melts in your mouth not in your hand" (Mat0014) 
4. "It's an 'up' thing' (Mat0014) 
3. Experience the quickness of Cheetara and the cool suthingness of Chilla in just one lubricant. Try new "Tygra's Slick Experience Lubricant" and experience the best of both worlds (The Austin's)  
2. Tygra says: "If you're like me, and you like to 'whip it good', then you need my special cooling balm and lubricant." (Jackalmann) 
1. "Hey, whip marks burn, damnit!!" (Brainape)