The Top Ten reasons the population of Third Earth seems to be invaded by midgets 
(i.e. Wallows, Bulkans, Luna, Tugmug, Snarfs, and Ma-Mutt) 

Special Mentions: None this week.... 
  
Here is da Top Ten! 

10. They can look at the Micrits and feel really big for a change (Cheeezey) 
9. Because of the low overhead (Drakon2220) 
8. Something in the water stunts their growth (Cheeezey) 
7. They don't eat beef with bovine stimulants (Wade and Mary) 
6. So that they could create a spinoff of Thundercats. Honey i shrunk the 3rd earthers. (OpiePowers) 
5.  Cuz midget actors cost less than a full size actors. (MC68040) 
4. All those damn chemicals that the berbils spray on the candy fruit 
(OpiePowers) 
3.  3rd earth is the only place to buy extra small tamponds (catonis@yahoo.com) 
2. Mumm-Ra bites their legs off. An evil doer has to eat something and still keep his minions ya know. (Justin) 
1. "You know what they say about midgets. What they lack down there they try to make up for it. Simply PENIS Envy all of them!" (including Luna's strap on) (Lake2112)