Top 10 best excuses that Lion-O uses to get out of situation if he's caught in the 
"act" 

 Special Mentions: 

"I was just giving Cheetara an endurance and agility test, that's all!" 
(Cheeezey) 

"This isn't what it looks like, we were just wrestling... yeah, that's right, 
wrestling!"(Cheeezey) 

"Well she said she wanted to see my sword...." (Cheeezey) 

"When he looks for an excuse? Who do you think gets stuck with all the blame? Poor, Old Snarf! That's who! Snarf, snarf!" (The Snarf) 

"She wanted to see the Sword of Omens but I accidently grabbed the other sword I carry around with me." (Vic Rattlehead2) 

Cheetara was choking and I was just giving her mouth to mouth (PumMyra) 

"You guys never catch Tygra or Panthro doing this!!!" (Brainape) 

 "The Warrior Maidens weren't home" (Brainape) 

Say a word about this and I will shove my sword up yours. (Which sword depends 
on your twisted mind.) (MC68040) 

Kittens should not be seeing THIS!! (Dk992) 

I was teaching her a new "Trick". (Dk992) 

I was paid alot money by "Play ThunderCats" for some Pictures. (Dk992) 
"OK your clean" (Dk992) 

"See My Sword of Omens broke and Roberbill just wanted to fix it." (Tygr7) 

My diet requires that I only "eat" when I'm hungry. (Beloved789) 

Jaga commanded it. (Patrick Powell, similar entry by "Tom") 

"But Officer, this naked woman/man is really my evil enemy Mumm-Ra in disguise, and I'm just trying to smother 'em to death! Uhhh....why am *I* naked too? Oh yeah, I accidentally zapped myself with the Sword of Omens and all my clothes fell 
off!"   (Demonprist)
 
He had a monster in his pants (Tom) 

He was teaching Wilikat a new game (Tom) 

It was cold & he was rubbing it to warm it UP (Tom) 

Here is da Top Ten! 

10. He never had toys as a child (Tom) 
9. "It's not what it seems, guys. I was just showing Cheetara how to handle things if someone tris to have sex with her. Why does it look like we're having sex? ....Well, I'm, just showing her both things to do. I already showed her what to when she doesn't want to, now I'm showing her what to do when she does want to. See, there's a difference......" (Tygr0) 
8. I was showing her how to carry out her super secret mission.(MC68040, similar entry by Wade and Mary) 
7. SEEE!!! I told you i'm not GAY!!! (Dk992) 
6. "With only 3 babes between 6 guys, what do you expect me to do????" 
(Brainape) 
5. "That photo in the tabloid was faked!!" (Cheeezey) 
4. "Hey, it was dark! How was I supposed to know it was Luna who climbed into my bed?!?!" (Cheeezey) 
3. Care to join us? (MC68040) 
2. Cheetara had something stuck in her and I had to finger it....I mean figure it out what was." (PumMyra) 
1. He would say"THUNDER...THUNDER...THUNDERCATS ...AWWW DAMN I   
GUESS IT WONT WORK ON YOU GUYS THIS TIME." (Jack Watkins)