Top Ten things you are likely to see in the Mutants' bathroom. Special Mentions: Glow in the Dark Space Band-Aids for when Monkian trips and skins his knee. (Alluro) Pepto Bismol for when another one of Vultureman's inventions blows up and S-S-Slithe has to deal with it. (Alluro) FeatherSprout for Vultureman's bald head. (Alluro) Vultureman's Rogaine for mutant birds.(Brainape) MuscleGrow, hidden in the back of the medicine cabinet. Jackalman wants to be as stong as his fellow Mutants. (Alluro) If you look into the toilet you'll notice Monkian's taco surprise. (Vic Rattlehead2) Never opened pack of condoms. (Dk992) A blow up Chilla Doll. (Jamie Scott) Vulterman singing, "Low Rider" in the shower, wearing a shower cap and using a brush as a microphone (the snarf) A very constipated Slithe who's reading "Better Homes and Gardens" (the snarf) Monkian and Tug-Mug peeing for distance (the snarf) A bottle of Micrits they use whenever Jackleman's hair gets clogged in the sink. (the snarf) A 4 way dildo device that vibrates ( 1 of vultureman's inventions) and a butt plunger "the plunger of plundarr"(used on more than toilets) (MUM RA 1) Luna Brand Tampons (Tygr0 and Mike Watkins) A copy of PlayMutants (Tygr0) Mirrors on both sides so when your in there it's like your peeing with the Rockettes. (SNOWMEOW) A lazy-bowl-recliner (SNOWMEOW) PMS Pills (SealGuy101) four colognes: "Jungle Mist", "Dog's Breath", "Sewer Water", and "Feather's of Flamingo" (Hint: guess which Mutant owns which cologne) (MST CROW1) not a bath tube thats for sure (PHEW) (Drakon2220) A botle of hair club for Men(slythe is also the president as a day job)(Mike Watkins) A Miss March poster of Mandora for Jackleman (Mike Watkins) Some pictures of Mumm-Ra without the wrapping. (Cboy252) Dirty underwear that no one wants to claims. (MC68040) The shower stall with a lot of the white stuff smeared all over the walls from the mutant's self masturbation. (MC68040) Crumpled and much-used copies of PlayMutant (Cheeezey) An economy-size jar of astroglide near the shower. (Cheeezey) Not an air freshener, that's for damn sure! (Cheeezey) Slythe's pics of Mumm-ra, coated with a bit of "goo". (Seth C. Triggs) Slythe's "toys" (Seth C. Triggs) Newspaper for Vultureman(can you picture him reading one half of the Wall Street Journal and using the other half for....) (Derek Godfrey) Naked pictures of the warrior maidens (Sharkir) Here is da Top Ten! (Keep a Bucket Handy) 10. Roaches. What else do you think could actually live in the filth? (MC68040) 9. LUNA BLOW UP DOLLS (sad isn't it) (Dk992, also Mike Watkins) 8. Ratarro rinsing out his underwear in the toilet (the snarf) 7. Jackalman putting superglue on Slythe's toilet seat. (rcoop01) 6. The mirror with 'For a good time, call 1-800-f**k-you' written in lipstick. (MC68040) 5. Ssslythe's book called How to stop your lisp by Cindy Brady. (Brainape) 4. Jackalman's whip for when he "spanks the Monkian". (Seth C. Triggs) 3. Mirrors on both sides so when your in there it's like your peeing with the Rockettes. (SNOWMEOW) 2. Monkian and Tug-Mug peeing for distance (the snarf) 1. Vulterman singing, "Low Rider" in the shower, wearing a shower cap and using a brush as a microphone (the snarf)