The Top Ten signs that Berbils are very bored Special Mentions: When The village is so silent you can't even here Roberbill and Roberbell's bed squeak. (AMORTUS) They watch the dryer and count the times a certain article of clothing appeared.(MC68040) They start watching Barney reruns.(MC68040) They watch the paint peel on the wall.(MC68040) They go door to door selling used air conditioners to Eskimos(MC68040) They hold a boring contest to see who can do the boriest stuff.(MC68040) They've created RBC (Ro-Bear Company) which airs sitcomes such as "Berbils," "Berbilfeld," "3rd Earth from the sun," aimed to slowly degenerate the young minds of 3rd Earth... (the snarf) They find time to practice how to be nice and cuddly...'nuff said! Tyrg0 Rust spots form on their metal parts. (Gatotrueno) They all go to the latest Spice Girls and Hanson Concerts. Ever since Cheetara has left for New Thundera,the female Burbils don't seem that attractive anymore. (ped@iclub.org) RANKDa Top Ten FROM: 10. They start building gallows. (Benjamin Sisko) 9. One way we can tell if berbils are bored are there freakin annoying voices from all the "medicine" they have been smoking to pass the time. (desserts@albany.net) 8. They've gone into permanent happy states of mind. (Tyrg0) 7. They keep giving snarf and snarfer odd looks and say "you think so, huh?" whenever they think 'bad' thoughts about them... (the snarf) 6. They start to pick their nose, forgetting there are no holes to pick in. (MC68040) 5. They're playing with the Luna blow up doll. (Macaroni King) 4. Moon patrol! They'd steal Thundertank, pile in, drive through an unsuspecting village and then bare all their butts at the villagers. (MC68040) 3. They cruise around looking for hookers. (MC68040) 2. They've gone into the cookie business and are competing with keebler. (the snarf) 1. They begin to wear those funky hats with buckles on them, black clothes, and churn their own butter. (Gatotrueno)