Top 10 inventions by Vultureman that never made it to the show and why 

Special Mentions: 

-#3 Pencils, HOTDAMMIT! Course they went with #2.. The Snarf 

Virus automatically implanted in anyone who uses vibrator or penis pump for the "Top 10 inventions by Vultureman that never made it to the show and why" when his genius is SO much capable of more, you twitts! (The Snarf)

A vibrating Dildo that plays country music.  Gryphon 

A Luna blow up doll self defence kit - the show would have to be rated R(for repulsive) - like anyone wants to see a Luna blow up doll!  mbesaw@execpc.com 

The Electric Berbil warmer  paladin_of_bob@hotmail.com 

The sex-o-matic didnt make it cause Luna complained that she couldnt use it cause she is a hermaphrodite. Liono12345 

Euro Castle Plundarr. If it didn't work for Disney, like it's gonna work for Mutants Brainape 

Whip-A-Thon...self explanatory. (Alluro) 

      RANKDa Top Ten FROM:
10. An invention that actually worked..........'cause hey, he's got a crappy reputation to maintain! (Demonprist)
9. Super hyper megacondensor powered viberator because it's too damn 
powerful. Ever wonder why there is no female mutants? That's cuz they all died from excitement and pleasure. (wilykat@prodigy.net)
8. Viagra for Mutants. Did you ever see the "package" thru their 
loincloths? (Brainape)
7. One of his inventions that didnt make it was XCP-6505 (Sub-Machine Gun) with Automatic Overkill Feature. It didn't make it because Cartoon Network would take away its G-Rating and replace it with a rating that says: This Show Is So Violent That Congress Won't Let Us Show It. (T2Jday0804)
6. Thundercatnip toys- :::Vultureman::: "JackalmAHHhn bungled and got me Snarfnip instead- we had the little spawns crawling over the castle for weeks!!" (Gatotrueno)
5. The Ma-Mutt home grooming system: comes with wet/dry heads and twenty different attachments for those hard to reach areas. (Mum-Ra is just too damn cheap to splerge for his lil pup)  (paladin_of_bob@hotmail.com)
4. The mutant anal probe, Mostly for Ssslith's constapation  
(caracal@webtv.net)
3. Lust Inducer...He really doesn't want to see Monkian and Jackalman going at it. (Alluro)
2. An efficient McDonalds' team (I'm sorry, but when they make us wait 10 minutes at the counter for A burger... Something's wrong...) (The Snarf)
1. The Cawer- :::Vultureman::: "CAWW..another invention stolen; you've heard of The Clapper, right? IT WAS MY IDEAHHHH FIRST!!!"  (Gatotrueno)