Top 10 excuses Mumm-Ra give to the ASOE for failing to get the Sword of Omens 

Special Mentions: 

"ASOE, the ThunderCats are so destracting, instead of defeating them I could, um er, give them somthing". (ThunderWolf) 

"Why bother with the Sword of Omens when I can have Lion-Ho's REAL sword?!" (Demonprist) 

"My Bible study group ran late..." (the_snarf) 

"I forgot that plan Q was nothing more than JackalMan dressing in drag and dancing for us as we all jeered..." (the_snarf) 

When the ASOE asks him for an explanation, Mumm-ra doesn't answer cuz he's to busy thinking about the kinky threesome he, Cheetara, and Lion-o had the other night. (Kazul0509) 

"If I did, that would be the end of Thundercats shows." (MC68040) 

"You didn't tell me the 'sword' was attached to the rest of the lion." (MC68040) 

"Sorry, I was too busy reading Beth Fuchs' The Two Faces of Evil." (Demonprist) 

"Screw the Thundercats and their Sword of Omens! I've got Emanon to worry about!" (Demonprist) 

"My bad!" (the_snarf) 

"But I don't want Lion-Ho's pudly Sword of Omens! I like the Sword of Plun-Darr better! It's bigger, and if mine is bigger than his then I can score with more chicks!" (Demonprist) 

"I was still realing from last night's 'Just Shoot Me!" (the_snarf) 

      RANKDa Top Ten FROM:
10. "Have I told you lately, that I love you?" (the_snarf)
9. "Clinton invited me to a sleepover at the Oval Orifice--I mean, the Oval Office, and I clean forgot all about the Sword of Omens." (Demonprist)
8Mumm-ra: I had to come back! I forgot to set up to tape sailor 
moon! (Kazul0509)
7. "Say.. aren't those starts pretty tonight?" (MC68040)
6. "I would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for that dog, and those meddling kids!" (the_snarf)
5. "What sword?" :::whistles:: (MC68040)
4. "Damn @#$%*& idiot crackhead Tygra! I told you we should have made that dumbass Wilykat bring the Sword to us instead!" (Demonprist)
3. "Because they don't pay me enough!" (MC68040 )
2. "My dog ate the memo I wrote to myself about it." (Demonprist)
1. "We're the bad guys in an 80's cartoon! You expect us to win? HA! Be 
thankful we weren't canceled quicker!" (the_snarf)