Top 10 Things TugMug Does In His Spare Time 

Special Mentions: 

I dunno, but if Chilla's not in the mood, he's gonna get some nasty frostbite! (Kazul0509) 

Community Service (the_snarf) 

Impersonating a wildebeest (Alluro) 

He works at Captain Bragg's circus as part of the freak show (MC68040) 

Spying on the love affair between Alluro and Chilla (MC68040) 

Wearing a hump on his back and saying "Yeesss, massster, coming, masster!" (Alluro) 

Thanks to alzheimer's disease, terrorizes smurfs while the snarfs sit back and laugh at his confusion (the_snarf) 

Having belching contests with Amok (Alluro) 

      RANKDa Top Ten FROM:
10. Wonders since he has three legs, if he has two crotches (Alluro)
9. bouncer at a lesbian strip joint (although he makes sure that never works the same nights as Luna ::shudder::) (Kazul0509)
8. Annoying people online under the alias 'Blake' (the_snarf)
7. Polishes his third leg (Alluro)
6. He uses his anti - grvity carbine to make the Berbils float so all the bad guys can play with them. Then he shoots them with his super gravity 
beam so they come crashing to the ground. (Thunder Wolf)
5. Continue plotting to overthrow that short bitch (MC68040)
4. Attends Single Parent support group metings, without being a single 
parent (the_snarf)
3. he uses his gravity carbine to keep something up all night with 
luna (DHam294120) (similar entry from MC68040)
2. Playing the percussion part to "Wipe Out" on his metal armor (Alluro)
1. 2 words: Nude Model (the_snarf)