Top 10 Excuses Luna Gave When She And Amok Were Caught Playing "President and Intern" 

Special Mentions: 

You were too busy with Lion-Ho (Or Panthro or whatever male parnter) (MC68040) 

"He's better than any of you!" (Alluro) 

"I have poor eyesight, I thought he was a lollipop." (Alluro) 

Well amuck said that I am definatly no substitute to the blow up doll of myself. And speaking of the blow up doll you can get a free one directly from skytomb with the coupon from sunday's paper. (DHam294120) 

[Luna] "Because I didn't want to play Heidi Fleiss with Mumm-Ra!" (Demonprist) 

"Don't act so shocked."  (BKingKat) 

"HE FORCED ME!!!" (MC68040) 

      RANKDa Top Ten FROM:
10. Wha...Oh another onther one. Get em Amuk --or--
No excuse, she just has Amok squash them into goo. (Tie between ThunderWolf and Alluro)
9. "Oh, man!!! You mean this isn't Lion-O??" (Alluro)
8. "The devil made us do it." (BKingKat)
7. LUNA: Well if your wondering why i'm doing this, i assure you it has 
nothing to do with the Japanese mafia...... (DHam294120)
6. Your tool is too damn small. (MC68040)
5. [Amok] "Since when Skytomb be democracy?!" (Demonprist)
4. "I was rewarding him for his 'third horn' rides." (Alluro)
3. "The fire went out, so we had to keep warm somehow." (BKingKat)
2. luna: I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT LUNATACK 
AMUCK.... (DHam294120)
1. "I was washing him the natural way." (Alluro)