Top 10 Dirty Secrets Kenneth Starr Dug Up On The Thundercats 

Special Mentions: 

That Lion-Ho is really Bill Clinton. (MC68040) 

That someone *actually* likes Luna the Blow Up Doll. I'm not naming names because the thought alone is horrifying enough without having to know who likes it. (MC68040) 

Mumm-Ra and Mumm-Ranna are still married to each other. (MC68040) 

RoBear Bill wanted in four states for mauling campers (the_snarf) 

Panthro and Tygra played the "cracker game" with Snowman. (don't ask) (Lefty) 

While some aging does take place in suspencion, Lion-O learned fast that some places age more than others (the_snarf) 

Lion-O was caught having an affair with Ailura, his sister-in-law. (Xahji the Myrmidon) 

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10. Jaga wore a snap-on! (the_snarf)
9. Tygra sucks his thumb (the_snarf)
8. Tygra & Wylikit was caught at a drive-in marriage service. (Xahji the Myrmidon)
7. The ThunderCat Bengali has willfully and repeatedly had intercourse with the unicorns of Third Earth. (ThunderWolf)
6. Instead of a cigar, Lion-O used his blowcomb on Wilykit. (Lefty)
5. Panthro was caught masturbaiting in a restroom in the Berbil 
Villiage. (Xahji the Myrmidon)
4. Mumm-Ra and Barney is the same person. (MC68040)
3. Pumyra doesn't shave her legs (the_snarf)
2. Both Capt. Bragg and Snarfer are cross dressing freaks who used to be part of the Spice Girls. (MC68040)
1. That Linda Tripp is actually Alluro in disguise. (GBJazzMan)