The Top Ten slogans for: The Luna Blow Up Doll.(with the realistic pubic hair!)

Special Mentions: These are the ones that did not make the Top Ten, but I felt these deserved some recognition. 

Batteries not included, Amuck whip sold seperately!(WileyKitt) 

The ultimate stress relief therapy. Whenever yuou are pissed off, just kick her @$$.(MC68040)
 
Now......here is da Top ten! 

10. Absolutely NO REFUNDS! (KatKingB) 
9. The worst fake sex you will ever have (Adamjer) 
8.Each one comes with it's own riding crop, absolutely free! (JackalMann) 
7. The only sex toy that doubles as a Halloween decoration! (WileyKitt) 
6. With the life-like size of the Luna doll, grotesquely deformed midget circus performers can now have a bedtime companion to call their own! (ThunderKitten) 
5. Everybody needs a short stank whore with hair. (Peccik) 
4. The Ultimate contraceptive....would YOU want to after looking at her? (Alluro) 
3. Luna, from the moons of Plundarr...for a fuck that's literally "out of this  world"! (WileyKitt) 
2. The doll that makes any man feel like a BIG man! (JackalMann) 
1. Sex is more fun, when your girl's 3'1! (WileyKitt)