TTA8

Top Ten Topic : Top Ten excuses Mandora hears from the ThudnerCats when she catches them doing anything wrong.

Special mentions:
None this week(s)

10. "It was only a mutant. They do shit like that to us all the time." (Jet)
9. "You've got to believe me - I *was* under Alluro's control!" (Zhie)
8. Cheetara: "Thirty miles over the limit? But I always run this fast!" (Cheezey)
7. "The sword is a weapon of peace and it couldn't have been used for evil." (Jet)
6. I swear, Mandora! I didn't mean to roast Snarfer! It was a stray blast, i swear!!. (Mittens)
5. But Mandora, I honestly thought that Route Marker was the Speed limit! (GBJazzMan)
4. "what are you talking about there's no lanes in space. Next thing you'll tell me we can't breathe up here either." (Jet)
3. Snarfer: "Indecent exposure?! But snarfs don't wear clothes!" (Cheezey)
2. --"You see, if I hadn't robbed that bank, Mumm-Ra would have done it and that would have given him all the money. We wouldn't want that to happen, would we?" (Thundera Tiger)
1. "Lion-Ho: ...and then while we were fighting in the Thunderstrike, which, might I remind you, accounts for why we're all red and sweaty, Alluro and I tumbled out of the open hatch. The tree branches snagged and ripped off all our clothing and I somehow landed on top of Alluro in such a way that I was speared by his manhood. You know how Lunatacs are naturally aroused by violent situations... (Shark)